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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #15

    Trust me, Hol, every KM fan has gone through all this in their own heads a thousand times over in the last few years... basically since Sci-Fi pulled the repeats. We largely agree with you, but it really is beside the point. We SHOULD NOT be discussing it here. It'll only lead to trouble.

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      Emii
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      Snickers at the idea of God with his feet up shooting lightning bolts at a TV shouting "left! LEFT! No! Go left!"

      I see where you are coming from - believe us here, the idea has been gone over so many times (I hate telling people it's been done before when they say they have a brilliant idea! I'm really sorry!). We can't do tape trading whether paid or unpaid due to copyright problems. The same goes for DVD copies, due to the ebay event stated before.

      If Challenge DID purchase all series and showed them, then there would be no need for trade, would there, because everyone could safely copy the series off the the TV in their own homes, and nobody can stop you, and KM would still live on.

      Not picking fault, but the whole idea of trading KM because Challenge bought all the series and didn't rerun it was where you contradicted yourself and that confused me a bit - can you see what I mean?

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      • SkarkillS
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        Skarkill
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        Posted by: HStorm 1st Jan at 11:49pm

        Trust me, Hol, every KM fan has gone through all this in their own heads a thousand times over in the last few years... basically since Sci-Fi pulled the repeats.

        Some of use have been going over that prospect inour heads since CITV pulled the plug 10 long Knightmareless years ago.

        I never had the Sci-Fi chanal so this is the first time I have ever seen KM repeted.

        I don't total agree with your sentiment hollins1 yes ok lets not get our hopes up to high about a DVD but lets not wright it off completly just yet.

        And I have to say that the chances of Knightmare VR reaching our screnes in the next 5 years are looking good.

        So lets not be to pesamistic here.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          #18

          Like I say, Hol, we (discreetly) concur with you, but maybe this is a subject we should save for a chatroom or something instead, yeah?

          [Glances at Hollins with nervous, pleading eyes, and hoping no-one at Challenge reads this and decides the KM community are all bandits]

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #19

            That's an idea for a new thread. The ten most EMBARRASSING deaths in KM. Anyone fancy a crack at that?

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #20

              gags mouth and chops fingers off...

              No need to go quite that far, ol' son. But thanks. Discretion is the better part of cowardi-... er, valour.

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                MoanaLiza
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                #21

                If Challenge DID purchase all series and showed them, then there would be no need for trade, would there, because everyone could safely copy the series off the the TV in their own homes, and nobody can stop you, and KM would still live on.

                Everyone exept those without Challenge, a video recorder, a dvd recorder or those who just don't record things. Anyways...dissappears before getting book or something thrown at

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #22

                  [Pats Liza on the head comfortingly.]

                  True enough.

                  (And we should remember that, technically, even retaining home recordings for longer than 72 hours is bending the law!)

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    I know what they say about cooks and the broth, and there have been some strong ingredients used here; but here is my opinion.

                    I would love to have more of Knightmare on DVD or video. But, what I would enjoy even more, it is to be a long-term part of the online Knightmare community - which is as friendly, witty and intelligent as you could hope for. In this respect, there will not be 'a bleak Knightmareless future', as such.  🙂

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #24

                      The quickest death I've ever seen is on that French episode on the tribute site... first room! But because Labyrinthe's rules are different, it wasn't game over.

                      The quickest should've been that early team in season four whose dungeonner stepped off the bridge in the "Place of Choice" (as Pickle so poetically called it). But they got away with it.

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #25

                        Correction: The quickest death I've seen was Motley performing in cabaret.

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          Correction: The quickest death I've seen was Motley performing in cabaret.

                          Yep. Especialy since it was The Opposition Dungeon Talant Night Cabaret he was performing in.

                          He was daft enough to tell the one about The Three assasins and the Sourcers.

                          Well Maldame and Asandra took offence and Me, Raptor, Lissard, Hands and Snapper-Jack, Took him to meet Bhal-Sheba.

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                            And I thought cabbages were a bit harsh.....  ::)

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #28

                              Depends how many overgrown gastropods you can find rummaging through them.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                So now I know why Motley seems to have dissappeared from the face of this forum !

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                                  Then again we can all sleep safely in the knowledge that Motley probably gave Bhal-Sheba indigestion!

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Maybe Bhel-Sheba didn't eat Motley especially if Motley did the same to him as he did to Ariadne. Maybe Bhel-Sheba was so angry and insulted that he didn't eat Motley, but just grilled him though!

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                                    • SkarkillS
                                      SkarkillS
                                      Skarkill
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                                      "Well I can report that all that seemed to be left of the silly jester when I sent Grippa in to investigate was that daft stick of his."

                                      "Bhal-Sheba dose seem to be suffering from an upset stomac at the moment."

                                      "Motley didn't go quiatly I can tell yer we could ear im bellowing at Bhal-Sheba from outside the cage there was a right argument going on."

                                      "I guess you could say that Motley."  

                                      "Dissagread with Something That Ate HIM."

                                      "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE................LOVELY."

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                                        Malefact
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                                        Emii: I am very cross.

                                        Moana Liza: I haven't abandoned this forum. I just haven't thought of anything to say.

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          No I definately didn't mean you as you've been around here a lot of times for a while. I was just talking about a few others such as some of the ones who havn't been members for that long and have been regulars, ones who registered ages ago went came back and have seemed to have gone again and of course a certain dungeon hag/green wizard who after a little while after I posted a message about him not being around for a while, seemed to appear for a short while and then dissappear again!

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