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    Elita
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    #27

    Oh no. you're going to fly away on the dragon. Eek. Whatever will I do? Curses, foiled again.

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      #28

      "I Always knew you wernt to bright Elf Brat."

      "You have the Lightning rod and you don't even use it to shoot Bhal-Sheba out of the sky."

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        Elita
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        #29

        I WAS WAITING FOR THE BLOODY LIZARD TO GRAB YOU BEFORE I BLASTED YOU, STUPID!

        This way I don't get caught in the blast, duh!

        and blasts Bhal-sheba (and Skarkill) with the lightning rod

        Happy landings, faceache!

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          #30

          "ELITAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

          "ARR, OH, OW, ORR OUUE OH THIS IS VERY UN-LOVELY OR GOD ITS BUSTED ME LEG AGINE, YOU ROTTERN LITTLE CVANER ELF BRAT."

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #31

            Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

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              Elita
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              #32

              HA! Stupid slagrat. Anyway, better put this back before Old Beardy notices it's gone... and runs off

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              • SkarkillS
                SkarkillS
                Skarkill
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                #33

                "I'll get you you little Elf brat."

                (Now I know why as a kid I always had a crush on the character of Elita, She was rudy dangerous and far too hot to handale.)

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #34

                  Tough luck, Skarkill. Stephanie Hesp got married about eleven years ago. I think there's a photo from the ceremony in the "Adventurer's Club" archives.

                  Another illusion shttered, eh?

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    #35

                    DAM 😠 😠 😠 😠

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #36

                      Have I depressed you with these tidings? "Oh dear, what a pity. Never mind."  ;D

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #37

                        Gose of and Sullks in The Sewers Of Goth.

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                          Guest
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                          #38

                          lol, poor Skarkill.  😉

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            #39

                            I feel your pain Sarky, I had a crush on someone who got married, then again he's 30 years older than me now

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #40

                              30 years older than you NOW? Well how much older than you was he back then? [Looks confused.]

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                #41

                                Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them. There was quite a few of them in my year group at school. There was a couple of them in my form group at school. I think I've been through that phase a few times before and some times still do somewhat. I also knew one or two 14 or 15 year old girls at school who fancied a couple of boys who were about 9 or 10 so it certainly goes from one extreme to another.

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                                • JamesAJ
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                                  JamesA
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                                  #42

                                  Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

                                  Don't you mean:

                                  Oooooooooo tasty...  ;D

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #43

                                    Punchy but... well y'know, I find it hard to put the words "Kentucky Fried" and "Tasty" in the same post.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      #44

                                      I think greasy would go better with Kentucky Fried if it goes by some of the ones which I've tasted! I think grilled dragon sounds much better though.

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        #45

                                        Posted by: Moana Liza

                                        Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them.

                                        I'm not worrying and I was 11. The fact that I had ate two boxes of Fazer blue chocolate (yummie!) had somehting to do with it.

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                                          Guest
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                                          #46

                                          Blue Chocolate  😮

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