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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Tough luck, Skarkill. Stephanie Hesp got married about eleven years ago. I think there's a photo from the ceremony in the "Adventurer's Club" archives.

    Another illusion shttered, eh?

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      #35

      DAM 😠 😠 😠 😠

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        Have I depressed you with these tidings? "Oh dear, what a pity. Never mind."  ;D

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        • SkarkillS
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          Skarkill
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          Gose of and Sullks in The Sewers Of Goth.

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            Guest
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            #38

            lol, poor Skarkill.  😉

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              Snowwiewolf
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              #39

              I feel your pain Sarky, I had a crush on someone who got married, then again he's 30 years older than me now

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                30 years older than you NOW? Well how much older than you was he back then? [Looks confused.]

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them. There was quite a few of them in my year group at school. There was a couple of them in my form group at school. I think I've been through that phase a few times before and some times still do somewhat. I also knew one or two 14 or 15 year old girls at school who fancied a couple of boys who were about 9 or 10 so it certainly goes from one extreme to another.

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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
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                    Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

                    Don't you mean:

                    Oooooooooo tasty...  ;D

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #43

                      Punchy but... well y'know, I find it hard to put the words "Kentucky Fried" and "Tasty" in the same post.

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        I think greasy would go better with Kentucky Fried if it goes by some of the ones which I've tasted! I think grilled dragon sounds much better though.

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          Posted by: Moana Liza

                          Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them.

                          I'm not worrying and I was 11. The fact that I had ate two boxes of Fazer blue chocolate (yummie!) had somehting to do with it.

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                            Guest
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                            Blue Chocolate  😮

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Its called BLUE bicause its wrapped in BLUE paper  ::)  🙂 and its the best chocolate I've ever eaten, accept for the christmas decoration.

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                                Guest
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                                Ah right, sorry for being such a dunce. I thought you meant the chocolate itself was blue  ::) You do mean chocolate christmas decorations not standard ones don't you  🙂

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  Have you dungeon residents made or are making any new years resolutions? If so what are they?

                                  I've made the same resolutions I make every year I'm still stuck in the dungeon with my angry hulk of a hubbie and angry pooch...

                                  Don't get clubbed to death or eaten.

                                  Oh, and I'd like to win the Wolfenden Pie-Making Contest this year, after being so cruelly robbed last year by that cheat Mildread, so I resolve to kill her before the competition starts practice making filo pastry so it has the perfect texture.

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    Oh, and Happy New Year to you, dearie. New Year, new map of the dungeon for you all to buy from your old pal Mrs. G. Now, just turn to your left and walk forward. Don't worry about that horrible angry electronic barking sound, it's just background noise from Treguard's microphone getting caught in his beard again, so need to worry, dearie.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Oh, and I'd like to win the Wolfenden Pie-Making Contest this year, after being so cruelly robbed last year by that cheat Mildread, so I resolve to kill her before the competition starts practice making filo pastry so it has the perfect texture.

                                      You mean that your hubby didn't eat your pie last year by mistake or did you hide it up out the way? Anyway maybe you should get him to eat Mildreds one deliberately accidently!

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                                        Guest
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                                        Mogdred's new years should be to lighten up!

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                                        • JamesAJ
                                          JamesAJ
                                          JamesA
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                                          I thought that resolution would be for the Level 3 gargoyle or the weeping doors myself  ;D

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