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    Elita
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    #29

    I WAS WAITING FOR THE BLOODY LIZARD TO GRAB YOU BEFORE I BLASTED YOU, STUPID!

    This way I don't get caught in the blast, duh!

    and blasts Bhal-sheba (and Skarkill) with the lightning rod

    Happy landings, faceache!

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      Skarkill
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      #30

      "ELITAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

      "ARR, OH, OW, ORR OUUE OH THIS IS VERY UN-LOVELY OR GOD ITS BUSTED ME LEG AGINE, YOU ROTTERN LITTLE CVANER ELF BRAT."

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        HStorm
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        #31

        Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

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          Elita
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          #32

          HA! Stupid slagrat. Anyway, better put this back before Old Beardy notices it's gone... and runs off

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          • SkarkillS
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            Skarkill
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            #33

            "I'll get you you little Elf brat."

            (Now I know why as a kid I always had a crush on the character of Elita, She was rudy dangerous and far too hot to handale.)

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #34

              Tough luck, Skarkill. Stephanie Hesp got married about eleven years ago. I think there's a photo from the ceremony in the "Adventurer's Club" archives.

              Another illusion shttered, eh?

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                Skarkill
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                #35

                DAM 😠 😠 😠 😠

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #36

                  Have I depressed you with these tidings? "Oh dear, what a pity. Never mind."  ;D

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                  • SkarkillS
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                    Skarkill
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                    #37

                    Gose of and Sullks in The Sewers Of Goth.

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                      Guest
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                      #38

                      lol, poor Skarkill.  😉

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        #39

                        I feel your pain Sarky, I had a crush on someone who got married, then again he's 30 years older than me now

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                        • HStormH
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                          HStorm
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                          #40

                          30 years older than you NOW? Well how much older than you was he back then? [Looks confused.]

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them. There was quite a few of them in my year group at school. There was a couple of them in my form group at school. I think I've been through that phase a few times before and some times still do somewhat. I also knew one or two 14 or 15 year old girls at school who fancied a couple of boys who were about 9 or 10 so it certainly goes from one extreme to another.

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                            • JamesAJ
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                              JamesA
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                              #42

                              Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

                              Don't you mean:

                              Oooooooooo tasty...  ;D

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #43

                                Punchy but... well y'know, I find it hard to put the words "Kentucky Fried" and "Tasty" in the same post.

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  #44

                                  I think greasy would go better with Kentucky Fried if it goes by some of the ones which I've tasted! I think grilled dragon sounds much better though.

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    #45

                                    Posted by: Moana Liza

                                    Don't worry Snowwie I think that that's a thing and phase with half of 12-15 year old girls fancying men much older than them.

                                    I'm not worrying and I was 11. The fact that I had ate two boxes of Fazer blue chocolate (yummie!) had somehting to do with it.

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                                      Guest
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                                      #46

                                      Blue Chocolate  😮

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        #47

                                        Its called BLUE bicause its wrapped in BLUE paper  ::)  🙂 and its the best chocolate I've ever eaten, accept for the christmas decoration.

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                                          Guest
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                                          #48

                                          Ah right, sorry for being such a dunce. I thought you meant the chocolate itself was blue  ::) You do mean chocolate christmas decorations not standard ones don't you  🙂

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