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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    Dungeoneer encounters John Prescott

    JP knocks out dungeoneer stone cold

    Treguard: "Oooh nasty...."

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      Drassil
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      I was thinking something very similar, Zagor:  🙂

      Prescott = Grimwold

      Lord Fear outlining his manifesto priorities:

      'Evisceration, evisceration, evisceration!'

      And, at the end of Series 7, did Treguard demonstrate 'zero trollerance'?

      How about George W. Bush threatening to 'blip, and blop' terrorists?

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        I am George W. Bush of legendarisation, face me or be enperishified. Pleaserate me, or departinerise in ignorantifancy. I have three riddlifications. One truth will passicate you on, two may aiderise you, three commandicates my allegiantifaction...

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          George Galloway:  I fight to defend Lord Fear, who is a splendid and glorious leader, and I strongly encourage the people of the Opposition to unite to defend their territory from the Imperialist army of the dungeoneers.

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            The Michael Howard/Gumboil rip off of the Jeramy Paxman Interview is brill.  

            So is the George Galloway One.  ;D

            Great Work HStorm.

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Thanks, although the John Culshawifying of George W. Bush is my favourisement.

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                I love Deadringers , a friend of my parents co-writes the show!

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  Lucky git! Some of the best satiritical performers in the country and s/he gets to write for them.

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                    he; his name is Jon Holmes and he was my parent's best man. His name is in the credits somewhere if you haven't switched off by then!

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Is he a Knightmare fan if so you should tell him to come and join our ever growing community. If he has never heard of it or seen it before you should try and get him to watch it when it's on or/and get him to visit the main site. Anyway do you still see or speek to him?

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                        Milarky
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                        something about the spy glass and weapons of mass destrcution?

                        or bush declareing war on a blocka wal monster for now allwoing inspetoneers past?

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                          Thanatos
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                          Galloway doesn't deserve that, HStorm.

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            Maybe, maybe not.

                            But it's a laff innit?

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                              Drassil
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                              Thatcher: 'Me? Retire? You must be out of your tiny MIND!!'

                              Ashdown: 'I neither sidestepped through the left portal, nor the right portal, but somewhere in between.'

                              [I've never forgiven my mum for taping over the Spitting Image 1992 Election special, which included all three party leaders singing a special version of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'...]

                              Dunswater Boatman: 'There is no reverse gear.'

                              Treguard puts up a poster in the antechamber during Series 5 saying, 'New Opposition, New Danger'. Lord Fear puts one up stating 'Same Old Powers That Be, Same Old Lies'.

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                LOL!

                                My favourite Ashdownism from Spitting Image was the one when he went to the optician. "It is not a question of examining my left eye first, or my right eye, but somewhere in between. So test the bridge of my nose."

                                Can anyone think up a devil's eyes poster we could slot into KM?

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                                  Don't know where the devil eyes could go, I don't see Jon very much now. Did anyone watch the Deadringers new year special yesterday?

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                                    Drassil
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                                    In my latest KM fanfic, one of the characters (an American tourist of sorts) judges Wolfenden to be more 'thatched roofs' than 'Thatcherite rule'.


                                    [Mistress Goody bumps into Brother Mace in one of the Series 4 rooms.]

                                    MG: 'Sir - you're drunk!'

                                    BM: 'Madam, you are ugly; but in the morning I'll be sober!'

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      Aesandre:  "Lord Fear, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your dungeon juice."

                                      Lord Fear:  "Madame, if I were your husband I would drink it. And then blow you away with a few well-placed fireballs."

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        Winston Churchill:  "Our aim is victory, victory at all costs. We shall fight them in the villages, we shall fight them in the forests. We shall fight them with growing coinfidence in the air from Smirkenorff's back. We shall fight them on the landing area, we shall fight them in the castles... We shall fight them in the caverns... we shall never surrender. Surrender? You must be out of your tiny mind."

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                                        • JamesAJ
                                          JamesAJ
                                          JamesA
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                                          Don't know where the devil eyes could go, I don't see Jon very much now. Did anyone watch the Deadringers new year special yesterday?

                                          The first of two Christmas specials is being repeated tomorrow, 9.30pm on BBC2

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