Political Knightmares
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Is he a Knightmare fan if so you should tell him to come and join our ever growing community. If he has never heard of it or seen it before you should try and get him to watch it when it's on or/and get him to visit the main site. Anyway do you still see or speek to him?
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Thatcher: 'Me? Retire? You must be out of your tiny MIND!!'
Ashdown: 'I neither sidestepped through the left portal, nor the right portal, but somewhere in between.'
[I've never forgiven my mum for taping over the Spitting Image 1992 Election special, which included all three party leaders singing a special version of 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'...]
Dunswater Boatman: 'There is no reverse gear.'
Treguard puts up a poster in the antechamber during Series 5 saying, 'New Opposition, New Danger'. Lord Fear puts one up stating 'Same Old Powers That Be, Same Old Lies'.
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LOL!
My favourite Ashdownism from Spitting Image was the one when he went to the optician. "It is not a question of examining my left eye first, or my right eye, but somewhere in between. So test the bridge of my nose."
Can anyone think up a devil's eyes poster we could slot into KM?
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In my latest KM fanfic, one of the characters (an American tourist of sorts) judges Wolfenden to be more 'thatched roofs' than 'Thatcherite rule'.
[Mistress Goody bumps into Brother Mace in one of the Series 4 rooms.]
MG: 'Sir - you're drunk!'
BM: 'Madam, you are ugly; but in the morning I'll be sober!'
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Winston Churchill: "Our aim is victory, victory at all costs. We shall fight them in the villages, we shall fight them in the forests. We shall fight them with growing coinfidence in the air from Smirkenorff's back. We shall fight them on the landing area, we shall fight them in the castles... We shall fight them in the caverns... we shall never surrender. Surrender? You must be out of your tiny mind."
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Lord Fear: (Into magic mirror) "Chamberlain? Chamberlain? Where are you, you loathsome little Goblin Mas-... ah, there you are, Chamberlain. The new quest is under way already. What news on the operation to intercept it?"
Neville Chamberlain: "Earlier today I had a conversation with the new dungeoneer, and I have in my hand this piece of paper, which the dungeoneer has signed, giving his solemn promise that on no occasion in this adventure would he make any attempt to enter level three..."
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Treguard: Warning team, life force energy low, you must eat something now!
[Team finds table in next room]
Pickle: Master I don't believe it! John Prescott has eaten all the food.
BONG!
Treguard: Ooohhh nasty!
Well team, that has left you with some food for thought! At least you avoided Michael Howard. There's something of the Knight about him.
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The Opposition replaces its somewhat vampire-esque leader with one who is younger, trendier, more technologically-minded, and popularised by observers looking in on regular video broadcasts of him. Talk about life imitating art!
Meanwhile, McGrew fumes about not being Dungeon Master yet.
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