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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    "Well I can report that all that seemed to be left of the silly jester when I sent Grippa in to investigate was that daft stick of his."

    "Bhal-Sheba dose seem to be suffering from an upset stomac at the moment."

    "Motley didn't go quiatly I can tell yer we could ear im bellowing at Bhal-Sheba from outside the cage there was a right argument going on."

    "I guess you could say that Motley."  

    "Dissagread with Something That Ate HIM."

    "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE................LOVELY."

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      Malefact
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      Emii: I am very cross.

      Moana Liza: I haven't abandoned this forum. I just haven't thought of anything to say.

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        MoanaLiza
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        No I definately didn't mean you as you've been around here a lot of times for a while. I was just talking about a few others such as some of the ones who havn't been members for that long and have been regulars, ones who registered ages ago went came back and have seemed to have gone again and of course a certain dungeon hag/green wizard who after a little while after I posted a message about him not being around for a while, seemed to appear for a short while and then dissappear again!

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          Malefact
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          Ah, I see. Well, I think GG is still around.

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            MoanaLiza
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            Yes if not in person maybe through the spyglass!

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              Since Malefact has now posted, this topic has circled round to its origins - Emii beating Malefact's post count. So let me make a post about that.

              First of all: well done, Emii! I think it is something to be proud of. While the posting as a whole across the Forum is of a high calibre, there are certain users who, when I log in, make me think, 'Yes! [username] has posted!' because their contributions are consistently witty, creative and intelligent. This at the moment, for me personally, would include HStorm, Skarkill, Malefact, GG - and Emii. Threads started by Emii are highly inspired and enjoyable; I can't remember a time when there were not several on the first page of General Knightmare Discussion.

              In short, I think that starting this thread was entirely justified. But don't rest on your laurels too long, Emii - how about 2004 posts by the end of this year?

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              • HStormH
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                HStorm
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                Now that gives me an idea for a real challenge, folks! Who can come up with 2004+ legitimate posts for the KM  forums before December 31st. You can total all the posts you make here and on the various other forums.

                The winner gets the glamorous prize of the HStorm "pat-that-dungeoneer-on-the-head-for-being-such-a-clever-clogs" award.

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  ..and not one of his dodgy money awards. Also I wish that I was witty and quick whitted like some of you others and not boring (which is one of my main talent). I'd say Motley is more witty than I am! crawls miserably into corner

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                  • HStormH
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                    HStorm
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                    Gives Liza a "pat-on-the-head-and-nice-hot-cup-of-sweet-tea-to-make-her-feel-better" award.

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      comes out of corner Ahhh that's much better, I feel much better too .

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                      • HStormH
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                        HStorm
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                        Warms my heart to read it, Liza.

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                          I agree with Drassil that this forum is the joint best discussion forum I am on, it is really well moderated and the people are friendly and you can have a very good level of discusssion.

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                          • HStormH
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                            HStorm
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                            Gives Lord Bob and Drassil the prestigious "pat-on-the-back-and-packet-of-cotton-tongue-cleansers-for-being-such-efficient-and-diplomatic-bootlickers" award.

                            Take a bow, lads!

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                              Gives Lord Bob and Drassil the prestigious "pat-on-the-back-and-packet-of-cotton-tongue-cleansers-for-being-such-ef ficient-and-diplomatic-bootlickers" award.

                              Takes a bow

                              Thank you so much, on behalf of everyone on the forums I would like to thank my parents, my family, my friends, my cat........ Is booed off staged with cabbages hurled at his hastily retreating back

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                was just talking and of course a certain dungeon hag/green wizard who after a little while after I posted a message about him not being around for a while, seemed to appear for a short while and then dissappear again!

                                Sorry dearie, I was on a Quest of my own. I got a phone call from Merlin which I took in the Level 1 Payphone (recently replaced by the men from BT after Festus chewed the old one into small pieces  unknown vandals destroyed the old one). He said as how he had a potion that could make me into two people again. Well, you know as how I've wanted that for so long, dearie, so I went along. The difficult part came when he said I had to answer two questions correctly to earn the magic. Well, I don't do questions dearie, not you understood out of principle, but because we Grimwolds are just plain stupid, being just a few evolutionary steps from the slime in the Mire and all. So eventually I 'ad to wave my lovely green staff and put the greybearded old fool in some stocks, which he seemed to actually enjoy, if all the horrendous self-indulgent overacting as I left the room with the potion was anything to go by.

                                The amazing potion, however, turned out to be the old fool's cough medicine, and after finishing off the bottle over the last few days I'm now addicted and need quick cash to give the Dungeon's resident drugs baron, Rothberry the Apothecary, in order to feed my new filthy habit. Any ideas gratefully received, dearies.

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                                  Well you could get Festus to eat Merlin, wouldn't solve much but would be very amusing!

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                                    Malefact
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                                    Since Malefact has now posted, this topic has circled round to its origins - Emii beating Malefact's post count. So let me make a post about that.

                                    First of all: well done, Emii! I think it is something to be proud of. While the posting as a whole across the Forum is of a high calibre, there are certain users who, when I log in, make me think, 'Yes! [username] has posted!' because their contributions are consistently witty, creative and intelligent. This at the moment, for me personally, would include HStorm, Skarkill, Malefact, GG - and Emii. Threads started by Emii are highly inspired and enjoyable; I can't remember a time when there were not several on the first page of General Knightmare Discussion.

                                    In short, I think that starting this thread was entirely justified. But don't rest on your laurels too long, Emii - how about 2004 posts by the end of this year?

                                    You utter creep!

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Hmmm the top 6 posters go something like this: male, female, male, female, male, female. So it's evenly matched in that respect.

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                                      • JamesAJ
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                                        JamesA
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                                        Make that the Top 7...  😉

                                        MALE FEMALE MALE FEMALE MALE FEMALE MALE

                                        (Pickle ^_^ hasn't posted in ages though...)

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                                          Emii
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                                          Yay! Geegee's back!

                                          Drassil - I'm flattered. 2004 posts the aim is, then.

                                          I'm debating writing a crossover fanfic; Knightmare characters in...

                                          Battle Royale

                                          😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

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