*Mocks*
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Now that gives me an idea for a real challenge, folks! Who can come up with 2004+ legitimate posts for the KM forums before December 31st. You can total all the posts you make here and on the various other forums.
The winner gets the glamorous prize of the HStorm "pat-that-dungeoneer-on-the-head-for-being-such-a-clever-clogs" award.
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Gives Lord Bob and Drassil the prestigious "pat-on-the-back-and-packet-of-cotton-tongue-cleansers-for-being-such-ef ficient-and-diplomatic-bootlickers" award.
Takes a bow
Thank you so much, on behalf of everyone on the forums I would like to thank my parents, my family, my friends, my cat........ Is booed off staged with cabbages hurled at his hastily retreating back
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was just talking and of course a certain dungeon hag/green wizard who after a little while after I posted a message about him not being around for a while, seemed to appear for a short while and then dissappear again!
Sorry dearie, I was on a Quest of my own. I got a phone call from Merlin which I took in the Level 1 Payphone (recently replaced by the men from BT after Festus chewed the old one into small pieces unknown vandals destroyed the old one). He said as how he had a potion that could make me into two people again. Well, you know as how I've wanted that for so long, dearie, so I went along. The difficult part came when he said I had to answer two questions correctly to earn the magic. Well, I don't do questions dearie, not you understood out of principle, but because we Grimwolds are just plain stupid, being just a few evolutionary steps from the slime in the Mire and all. So eventually I 'ad to wave my lovely green staff and put the greybearded old fool in some stocks, which he seemed to actually enjoy, if all the horrendous self-indulgent overacting as I left the room with the potion was anything to go by.
The amazing potion, however, turned out to be the old fool's cough medicine, and after finishing off the bottle over the last few days I'm now addicted and need quick cash to give the Dungeon's resident drugs baron, Rothberry the Apothecary, in order to feed my new filthy habit. Any ideas gratefully received, dearies.
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Since Malefact has now posted, this topic has circled round to its origins - Emii beating Malefact's post count. So let me make a post about that.
First of all: well done, Emii! I think it is something to be proud of. While the posting as a whole across the Forum is of a high calibre, there are certain users who, when I log in, make me think, 'Yes! [username] has posted!' because their contributions are consistently witty, creative and intelligent. This at the moment, for me personally, would include HStorm, Skarkill, Malefact, GG - and Emii. Threads started by Emii are highly inspired and enjoyable; I can't remember a time when there were not several on the first page of General Knightmare Discussion.
In short, I think that starting this thread was entirely justified. But don't rest on your laurels too long, Emii - how about 2004 posts by the end of this year?
You utter creep!
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Well you could get Festus to eat Merlin, wouldn't solve much but would be very amusing!
That is so true. I'd pay good money for that to have been the end of Series 4, instead of this wishy-wishy ooh, it's Christmas nonsense.
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Yay! Geegee's back!
Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.
Thankyou for noticing, by the way.
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Scores update...
GG
1609
Moana Liza
1150
Emii
1126
Malefact (my snarking partner! Nudges)
1104
Zagor
525
Skarkill
449
Emii pulling clear from Malefact now. Had a rough couple of days hasn't he? Although Mal can probably rest comfortably about anyone else catching up to him. That is, unless I missed someone out of thelist.
I've also just discovered to my amazement that I've made more posts than Drassil or Lord_Bob, and almost as many as Skarkill. I'm still pretty new to the forum you realise. There are benefits to working from home, I can tell you!
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