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    Fidjit
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    Quote the "Helmet of TRUTH"

    People who don't watch it never get it right!  😠

    Why the hell would anyone make fun of a classic program! Just because they don't like it they have show their feelings towards it.  😠

    I find that rather negative don't you!  😠

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      Beelzebub
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      IT WAS TRIPE.THE ENTIRE PROGRAM WAS TRIPE. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF WANDERING AROUND A MAZE  WHILE BEING UNABLE TO SEE. DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WAS BY FAR A BETER ALTERNATIVE  , USING YOUR BRAIN A BIT MORE  AND YOUR IMAGINATION.THE GRAPHICS WERE BOLLOCKS ,THE CAST MADE ME YAWN AND QUITE FRANKLY  I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAKEN A DUMP THAN WATCHED THAT POO.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Then you're probably on the wrong forum, really.

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          Emii
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          IT WAS TRIPE.THE ENTIRE PROGRAM WAS TRIPE. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF WANDERING AROUND A MAZE  WHILE BEING UNABLE TO SEE.

          Well, you see, this is where a special little part of most of us kicked in. It's called 'imagination'.

          DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WAS BY FAR A BETER ALTERNATIVE  ,

          Each to their own, my dear. Just don't rub it in as if you are better than us. We certainly don't. If you are trying to make all of us believe that KM is rubbish, you may have a little bit of a job. I get the impression, personally, that there are quite a few of us KM fans out there.

          USING YOUR BRAIN A BIT MORE  AND YOUR IMAGINATION.

          I see this is coming from someone who can't spell 'better'.

          THE GRAPHICS WERE BOLLOCKS ,THE CAST MADE ME YAWN AND QUITE FRANKLY  I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAKEN A DUMP THAN WATCHED THAT POO.

          Oh dear - do you not defecate on a regular basis then? Do you hold in all your sh!t until it spews forth verbally? Or do you just think your cr*p doesn't stink and you can come in here and try and look down on us all? Think about it. As Grimaldine said, you are REALLY off course.

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            MoanaLiza
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            It's one of them CAPS LOCKY THINGIES as in the type of words from Fatilla! Please turn your CAPS LOCK OFF when you post unless it is entirely neccessary to. It is very annoying and it looks like we are all being shouted at. We are not deaf, well I don't think we are anyway. I just hope we don't start getting WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING IT messages popping up next though! Just a question I wonder how often he gets verbal constipation though!

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              Skarkill
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              I have to wounder did this guy delibretly seek out a forum on Knightmare just to trash it.

              "What an **UN-LOVELY **post."

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                Thinks a bit; jangles some bangles; then sings:

                Close your eyes

                When you are banned, 'darling'

                Can't you see you are beaten?

                Don't you understand?

                We don't feel the same

                Am I only dreaming

                Or is this burning

                An infernal flame?

                When you leave

                It's meant to be, 'darling'

                Watched you when you were posting

                You should long to flee

                We don't feel the same

                Am I only dreaming

                Or is this burning

                An infernal flame?

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                  HStorm
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                  It's an interesting thing about the elitist spods like Beelzebub that we find on the net. They all have the same characteristics and they all imply a total lack of intellect and charisma. They are, as follows...

                  ...an unshakeable idea that fandom is all about tribes fighting religiously to propogate their object of worship through the destruction of all others...

                  ........innABBilitee tWo speL OaR pUncH-Oo-eiGHt thEir seNnteNsez propALee...

                  ...BELIEF THAT SHOUTING MAKES PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY...

                  ...gotting ungood grammar is always making them does bad English...

                  ...giving themselves corny devil worshipper names in Internet chatrooms and forums...

                  ...the strange idea that bothering to set up ID's on forums for a show that they don't even like, making one post to slag it off, and then running away, obviously too scared to stick around and read the replies, makes them appear terribly clever and brave, and not sad, cowardly and desperately short of things to occupy their time with.

                  And I mean it, they ALL do it. I must've encountered hundreds of people like Beelzebub (oh what an imaginative name that is) on line over the last few years. They all think they're being wonderfully clever and original, and that they're impressing or angering the people they're trying to flame. But they're not. They just bore them.

                  But you've got to admire them though haven't you? Especially the "watched that poo" line. Oh, be still, my splitting sides!!!

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    I've met of those  ::) had a big mouth, big friend, rich daddy and though she was queen of all the world and on the net... sheesh just as bad as him

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                      Skarkill
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                      And You Say I Need Psycological Therapy Snowwie?

                      I Think that person has enough issues to keep a team of Therapist in buissness for years.

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                        Snowwiewolf
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                        When I said you need threrapy it was a joke hugs

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                          Skarkill
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                          Awww Thanks. Returns  The Hug.

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                            Snowwiewolf
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                            Your welcome  😉

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                              Skarkill
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                              By The way Snowwie just out of curiosity Have you Seen My Artical In The New addition of TES?

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                Yes, I think its great  😄

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                                  Skarkill
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                                  Thanks a bunch Snowwie.

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    aww just telling the truth no need to thanks for telling what is obvious  ;D

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      Bet you can't guess the Name of My Top KM Baddie.

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        And I mean it, they ALL do it. I must've encountered hundreds of people like Beelzebub (oh what an imaginative name that is) on line over the last few years. They all think they're being wonderfully clever and original, and that they're impressing or angering the people they're trying to flame. But they're not. They just bore them.

                                        For example names like imarealidiot! explains it all really doesn't it! But the difference with people like them is that they don't just post once and then cower/run away, they keep coming back irritatingly as much as you just wish that they would completely dissappear and never ever return again. And just when I thought that the certain person had completely dissapear from the face of the Challenge forum they recently reappeared again!

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                                          HStorm
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                                          They MIGHT come back for another pop, but it's an even bet that they won't dare to read the replies they got to their previous post.

                                          And in fact, I don't particularly wish he won't come back. That would suggest his unsophisticated little flamer was interesting enough to inspire any emotion. He can come back and try again if he wants. We'll just read it, sneer back at him and then return to our normal business. If he doesn't, we won't bother to sneer.

                                          Beyond that, I just don't care.

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