Knightmare Article*
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Thinks a bit; jangles some bangles; then sings:
Close your eyes
When you are banned, 'darling'
Can't you see you are beaten?
Don't you understand?
We don't feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning
An infernal flame?
When you leave
It's meant to be, 'darling'
Watched you when you were posting
You should long to flee
We don't feel the same
Am I only dreaming
Or is this burning
An infernal flame?
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It's an interesting thing about the elitist spods like Beelzebub that we find on the net. They all have the same characteristics and they all imply a total lack of intellect and charisma. They are, as follows...
...an unshakeable idea that fandom is all about tribes fighting religiously to propogate their object of worship through the destruction of all others...
........innABBilitee tWo speL OaR pUncH-Oo-eiGHt thEir seNnteNsez propALee...
...BELIEF THAT SHOUTING MAKES PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION AND BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY...
...gotting ungood grammar is always making them does bad English...
...giving themselves corny devil worshipper names in Internet chatrooms and forums...
...the strange idea that bothering to set up ID's on forums for a show that they don't even like, making one post to slag it off, and then running away, obviously too scared to stick around and read the replies, makes them appear terribly clever and brave, and not sad, cowardly and desperately short of things to occupy their time with.
And I mean it, they ALL do it. I must've encountered hundreds of people like Beelzebub (oh what an imaginative name that is) on line over the last few years. They all think they're being wonderfully clever and original, and that they're impressing or angering the people they're trying to flame. But they're not. They just bore them.
But you've got to admire them though haven't you? Especially the "watched that poo" line. Oh, be still, my splitting sides!!!
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I've met of those ::) had a big mouth, big friend, rich daddy and though she was queen of all the world and on the net... sheesh just as bad as him
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When I said you need threrapy it was a joke hugs
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Your welcome
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Yes, I think its great
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aww just telling the truth no need to thanks for telling what is obvious ;D
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And I mean it, they ALL do it. I must've encountered hundreds of people like Beelzebub (oh what an imaginative name that is) on line over the last few years. They all think they're being wonderfully clever and original, and that they're impressing or angering the people they're trying to flame. But they're not. They just bore them.
For example names like imarealidiot! explains it all really doesn't it! But the difference with people like them is that they don't just post once and then cower/run away, they keep coming back irritatingly as much as you just wish that they would completely dissappear and never ever return again. And just when I thought that the certain person had completely dissapear from the face of the Challenge forum they recently reappeared again!
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They MIGHT come back for another pop, but it's an even bet that they won't dare to read the replies they got to their previous post.
And in fact, I don't particularly wish he won't come back. That would suggest his unsophisticated little flamer was interesting enough to inspire any emotion. He can come back and try again if he wants. We'll just read it, sneer back at him and then return to our normal business. If he doesn't, we won't bother to sneer.
Beyond that, I just don't care.
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I read that review and I thought it was great, I agreed with all of what you said and it was a slightly biased review but then again there wasnt much to insult about KM apart from that other review which was just petty and stupid insulting the contestants, the KM actors careers and the graphics themselves. Nice work KaM!
Thanks! I think I do have to stress how much I actually love the programme, which, considering it's my favourite show of at all, takes some doing - but will end up on the biased, positive side. The thing is sir, I do bring up several criticisms here, in this forum, where regular watchers are accustomed to, and familiar with, different series, and are familiar with the details - that might refer to different characters, for instance, and S4 (maybe S8 at times), for which I will not hide that I think are relative let-downs at times. Yet, I won't just say something like that sentence without going to lengths to justify myself (for in the end - all Knightmare is great Knightmare, some is just far greater than the rest) - and so it would be immaterial for me to go into the - nit-picking bits and pieces, which is all I find to be negative with concerning Knightmare in such an article. I am delighted that you agree with all the positive points I come out with. Thanks a million.
KaM
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I tell you something Keith, you sure know how to show those idiots in the other article on how to write a decent article is done! ;D
Thank you James! From a man very capable with words, that's great praise indeed. I've had nearly 400 readers so far, which is absolutely fantastic!
I haven't compared the reading figures to other KM articles on DooYoo, but I'm very grateful to this site for letting me advertise it
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/tv/tv_programs/knightmare/_review/386618/
and I hope both KM fans and those unfamiliar to the programme might find their way here through the article if they haven't been referred to it from here.
Here's praying for the phenomenal 500 mark
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