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Parody of Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) by Lou Bega

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #7

    You can hear the damn music every damn time there's a damn cricket match on Channel 4. I think it's Transworld's half-hearted attempt to make cricket seem "groovy" and interesting.

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      MoanaLiza
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      #8

      I never watch cricket so I wouldn't know!

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #9

        My admiration for your exquisite taste, then.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          #10

          I can't imagine a more annoying pair of subjects to drift onto actually. Louie Bega AND cricket?  😮  Oh heavens, what have I done?

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          • JamesAJ
            JamesAJ
            JamesA
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            #11

            Original lyrics to Mambo Number 5 can be found at:

            http://www.hitslyrics.com/l/lou-bega-lyrics-2384/mambo-no-5-a-little-bit-of--lyrics-113142.html

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              MoanaLiza
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              Grabs "Massive Dance Hits" CD Hey it's the first song on cd1.

              Ladies and Gentleman this is KM number 5

              1,2,3,4,5. Everybody in the mine cart so come on lets ride

              to Scarmonger's stall, find some fools

              they say they want some... ahh I give up it's not sounding or turning out right >:(! I keep having to listen to the music and my lyrics are not matching!

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                #13

                Excellent, Skarkill!  🙂 Lots of fun.

                The entire song could go something like this:

                One, two, three levels thrive

                Everybody from the castle

                Come on let's ride

                To the market stall near the Greenwood

                The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

                But I don't know if I should

                Spellfest like I cast last week

                I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

                I like Melli-sandre, Lillith, Elita

                And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

                So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

                To me flirting is rather ill-starred

                Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

                Please set it in the bell chimes

                [Skarkill's bit here]

                Walk up and down and spin your Shield around

                Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

                Take one step left and one step right

                One to the front and one to the side

                Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

                And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

                [Repeat Skarkill's bit]

                [Emii's bit]

                And now, how about we give the entire song a home in the Knightmare Songs thread: http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1068055348? Is that OK with the other lyricists?

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
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                  #14

                  I Have no problem with that as long as the other people who contributed verses haven't got one.

                  Just one sujestion Drassil you could possibaly Switch Malice Or Gundrada for Lillith

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #15

                    Here comes a new song, Knightmare Mambo Number 5, that originated from an excellent idea by Skarkill in the following thread: http://www.knightmare/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=4;action=display;num=1073215882

                    [by Drassil]

                    One, two, three levels thrive

                    Everybody from the castle

                    Come on let's ride

                    To the market stall near the Greenwood

                    The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

                    But I don't know if I should

                    Spellfest like I cast last week

                    I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

                    I like Melli-sandre, Malice, Elita

                    And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

                    So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

                    To me flirting is rather ill-starred

                    Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

                    Please set it in the bell chimes

                    [by Skarkill]

                    A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

                    A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

                    A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

                    A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

                    A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

                    A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

                    A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

                    A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

                    Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

                    [by Drassil]

                    Walk up and down and turn your Shield around

                    Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

                    Take one step left and one step right

                    One to the front and one to the side

                    Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

                    And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

                    A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

                    A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

                    A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

                    A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

                    A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

                    A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

                    A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

                    A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

                    Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

                    [by Emii]

                    Up..to..fall through

                    Fall in love with a wench like you

                    You can't run and you can't hide

                    Cos Lord Fear gonna catch you in his stride...

                    Knightmare Mambo Number 5!


                    I also slipped another new song into the thread where we recently experienced 'flaming': http://www.knightmare.com/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=news;action=display;num=1068389136;start=15#15

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
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                      #16

                      Forgive my Ignerouns of this Termonoalagy But what is 'flaming'?

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #17

                        I wasn't sure myself until recently, but I think it's short for 'inflammatory post', i.e. an unkind post designed to annoy people, or worse.

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          #18

                          Oh Right (God I sound Like Father Dougal From Father Ted). Ok Thanks for that Drassil

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                            #19

                            We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              #20

                              Yes; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.  ;D

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                                #21

                                He he  ;D

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