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Parody of Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) by Lou Bega

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    MoanaLiza
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    Grabs "Massive Dance Hits" CD Hey it's the first song on cd1.

    Ladies and Gentleman this is KM number 5

    1,2,3,4,5. Everybody in the mine cart so come on lets ride

    to Scarmonger's stall, find some fools

    they say they want some... ahh I give up it's not sounding or turning out right >:(! I keep having to listen to the music and my lyrics are not matching!

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      Drassil
      Senior staff
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      Excellent, Skarkill!  🙂 Lots of fun.

      The entire song could go something like this:

      One, two, three levels thrive

      Everybody from the castle

      Come on let's ride

      To the market stall near the Greenwood

      The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

      But I don't know if I should

      Spellfest like I cast last week

      I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

      I like Melli-sandre, Lillith, Elita

      And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

      So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

      To me flirting is rather ill-starred

      Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

      Please set it in the bell chimes

      [Skarkill's bit here]

      Walk up and down and spin your Shield around

      Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

      Take one step left and one step right

      One to the front and one to the side

      Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

      And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

      [Repeat Skarkill's bit]

      [Emii's bit]

      And now, how about we give the entire song a home in the Knightmare Songs thread: http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1068055348? Is that OK with the other lyricists?

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #14

        I Have no problem with that as long as the other people who contributed verses haven't got one.

        Just one sujestion Drassil you could possibaly Switch Malice Or Gundrada for Lillith

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          Here comes a new song, Knightmare Mambo Number 5, that originated from an excellent idea by Skarkill in the following thread: http://www.knightmare/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=4;action=display;num=1073215882

          [by Drassil]

          One, two, three levels thrive

          Everybody from the castle

          Come on let's ride

          To the market stall near the Greenwood

          The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

          But I don't know if I should

          Spellfest like I cast last week

          I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

          I like Melli-sandre, Malice, Elita

          And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

          So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

          To me flirting is rather ill-starred

          Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

          Please set it in the bell chimes

          [by Skarkill]

          A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

          A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

          A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

          A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

          A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

          A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

          A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

          A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

          [by Drassil]

          Walk up and down and turn your Shield around

          Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

          Take one step left and one step right

          One to the front and one to the side

          Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

          And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

          A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

          A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

          A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

          A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

          A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

          A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

          A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

          A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

          [by Emii]

          Up..to..fall through

          Fall in love with a wench like you

          You can't run and you can't hide

          Cos Lord Fear gonna catch you in his stride...

          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!


          I also slipped another new song into the thread where we recently experienced 'flaming': http://www.knightmare.com/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=news;action=display;num=1068389136;start=15#15

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            Forgive my Ignerouns of this Termonoalagy But what is 'flaming'?

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              #17

              I wasn't sure myself until recently, but I think it's short for 'inflammatory post', i.e. an unkind post designed to annoy people, or worse.

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              • SkarkillS
                SkarkillS
                Skarkill
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                #18

                Oh Right (God I sound Like Father Dougal From Father Ted). Ok Thanks for that Drassil

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                  #19

                  We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #20

                    Yes; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.  ;D

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                      Guest
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                      #21

                      He he  ;D

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