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Parody of Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) by Lou Bega

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #11

    Original lyrics to Mambo Number 5 can be found at:

    http://www.hitslyrics.com/l/lou-bega-lyrics-2384/mambo-no-5-a-little-bit-of--lyrics-113142.html

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      MoanaLiza
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      Grabs "Massive Dance Hits" CD Hey it's the first song on cd1.

      Ladies and Gentleman this is KM number 5

      1,2,3,4,5. Everybody in the mine cart so come on lets ride

      to Scarmonger's stall, find some fools

      they say they want some... ahh I give up it's not sounding or turning out right >:(! I keep having to listen to the music and my lyrics are not matching!

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        Drassil
        Senior staff
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        Excellent, Skarkill!  🙂 Lots of fun.

        The entire song could go something like this:

        One, two, three levels thrive

        Everybody from the castle

        Come on let's ride

        To the market stall near the Greenwood

        The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

        But I don't know if I should

        Spellfest like I cast last week

        I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

        I like Melli-sandre, Lillith, Elita

        And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

        So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

        To me flirting is rather ill-starred

        Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

        Please set it in the bell chimes

        [Skarkill's bit here]

        Walk up and down and spin your Shield around

        Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

        Take one step left and one step right

        One to the front and one to the side

        Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

        And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

        [Repeat Skarkill's bit]

        [Emii's bit]

        And now, how about we give the entire song a home in the Knightmare Songs thread: http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1068055348? Is that OK with the other lyricists?

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          #14

          I Have no problem with that as long as the other people who contributed verses haven't got one.

          Just one sujestion Drassil you could possibaly Switch Malice Or Gundrada for Lillith

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            #15

            Here comes a new song, Knightmare Mambo Number 5, that originated from an excellent idea by Skarkill in the following thread: http://www.knightmare/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=4;action=display;num=1073215882

            [by Drassil]

            One, two, three levels thrive

            Everybody from the castle

            Come on let's ride

            To the market stall near the Greenwood

            The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

            But I don't know if I should

            Spellfest like I cast last week

            I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

            I like Melli-sandre, Malice, Elita

            And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

            So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

            To me flirting is rather ill-starred

            Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

            Please set it in the bell chimes

            [by Skarkill]

            A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

            A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

            A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

            A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

            A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

            A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

            A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

            A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

            Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

            [by Drassil]

            Walk up and down and turn your Shield around

            Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

            Take one step left and one step right

            One to the front and one to the side

            Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

            And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

            A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

            A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

            A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

            A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

            A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

            A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

            A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

            A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

            Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

            [by Emii]

            Up..to..fall through

            Fall in love with a wench like you

            You can't run and you can't hide

            Cos Lord Fear gonna catch you in his stride...

            Knightmare Mambo Number 5!


            I also slipped another new song into the thread where we recently experienced 'flaming': http://www.knightmare.com/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=news;action=display;num=1068389136;start=15#15

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              #16

              Forgive my Ignerouns of this Termonoalagy But what is 'flaming'?

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                #17

                I wasn't sure myself until recently, but I think it's short for 'inflammatory post', i.e. an unkind post designed to annoy people, or worse.

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #18

                  Oh Right (God I sound Like Father Dougal From Father Ted). Ok Thanks for that Drassil

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                    Guest
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                    #19

                    We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      #20

                      Yes; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.  ;D

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                        Guest
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                        #21

                        He he  ;D

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