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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Drassil
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    A ski lift in Winteria.

    Golgarach being wallpapered.


    Jack Nicholson hacking his way through Dooris, poking his head through, and yelling, 'Heeere's Johnny!!!' a la The Shining.

    The Dunswater Boatman trading in all the gold and silver he's acquired, and upgrading to a speedboat.

    Merlin with Hordrissesque red streaks in his hair.

    A scene at the end of Series 8 where Treguard comes out of a shower, and it turns out that the last 8 years have all been a dream...

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    • JamesAJ
      JamesAJ
      JamesA
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      Ridolfo 'loses his lute' to become a rock star

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        Fidjit
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        #96

        A decender going up...  ;D

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        • JamesAJ
          JamesAJ
          JamesA
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          #97

          A dungeoneer gaeeting 'stoned' having smoked some weed before encountering the Medusa

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            Fidjit
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            #98

            Dungeoneers falling off high structures in an Eye-Shield Footage

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            • JamesAJ
              JamesAJ
              JamesA
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              #99

              The Eye-Shield being unable to see having been sprayed with CS Gas

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                Fidjit
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                #100

                ...or a flashbang grenade  ;D

                The Helmet of Justice disintigrating!

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
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                  #101

                  The Reach wand exploding in the dungeoneer's hand!

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    #102

                    Lord Fear upgrading fireballs to laser beams and zapping a dungeoneer.

                    Treguard reading Playboy and Loaded 😮

                    Sly selling the Big Issue.

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #103

                      Gundrada reading My Little Pony comics.

                      Cedric writing the sequel to How To Win Friends And Influence People.

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                        The Restoration team arriving to restore Knightmare Castle;

                        "This is a lovely old castle, maybe with the odd goblin or two and some deadly traps but nothing a renovation couldn't fix"

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                        • JamesAJ
                          JamesAJ
                          JamesA
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                          #105

                          A meeting with Hordriss' wife/Sidriss' mother

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                            Treguard sending Pickle/Majida on an errand so he could bring his new girlfriend to the anti-chamber

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                              JamesAJ
                              JamesA
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                              Bhal Shebah flying a dungeoneer to the next level

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #108

                                Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a Nazi Officer's uniform singing, "Spring ti-i-i-ime for Mogdred, And Marblehe-e-e-ead..."

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                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  #109

                                  Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a red dress and mink scarf, singing, "The moment you walked in the joint... I could tell you were a man of distinction, A real big spend-aaaaahh..."

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                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    #110

                                    Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a PVC outift and ladies' underwear, singing, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania-a-a-a... come on, everybody..."

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      (Why does everyone login at 18:00)

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                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        #112

                                        Lord Fear walking down the steps of the Level Two Clue Room in a white dress, singing, "Weren't you the one, Who tried to break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh not I! I will survive..."

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                                          #113

                                          Lord Fear walking into the first room and  ending the quest because he can.

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