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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #61

    Uhh, excuse me!  😠

    I've got more than that poor excuse of a "GOBLAIN" master!

    " Yer realy asking for another trip to the stocks ain't yer, Motley."

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      Fidjit
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      #62

      Try me!!!  ;D

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #63

        "WHY YOU RED AND YELLOW DIMWIT."

        "COME HERE..."

        He lunges at Motley but misses and colides with a wall.

        "OWWWW. THAT IS NOT** LOVELY**."

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          Fidjit
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          #64

          Spellcasting, B-I-G

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            #65

            "OH BOY.....TINY GET HERE QUICK."

            The Monsterus Hobgoblin appers.

            (Do you know that I have got some of my classmates laughing at me and pokeing fun at me for being a meber of a forum dedicated to "A Silly Kids Show." And spending my breake period posting on it.)

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              Fidjit
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              #66

              Spellcasting, E-S-C-A-P-E

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              • SkarkillS
                SkarkillS
                Skarkill
                wrote on last edited by
                #67

                "NUTS."

                (If this jerk behnd me dosen't knock it off makeing fun of me about my spelling and being a fan of KM, There is going to be some real trouble.)

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                  Emii
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                  #68

                  (Poke him in the eye! Or even better, shoot him in  the kneecaps and then chase him with a cattle prod...run, boy! Run!)

                  (Not that I endorse violence  ::))

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    #69

                    I've also just discovered to my amazement that I've made more posts than Drassil or Lord_Bob, and almost as many as Skarkill.

                    I've only been posting since October last year. Plus, it's never been my intention to make loads of posts - my aim is simply to maintain a presence; so I hope no one feels that they have to compete against me in terms of post counts.

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #70

                      No I'm not competing with anyone, Drass, I'm just saying, it's nice being able to stay logged in all day while I'm working and knowing that I don't have a boss to shout at me for it! Makes it is easy for me to post as regularly as I like.

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #71

                        Uhh, excuse me!  😠

                        I've got more than that poor excuse of a "GOBLAIN" master!

                        So I did forget someone. Oh well. Sorry. You're just very easy to overlook. Evil grin.

                        (Not that I endorse violence  ::))

                        There's always room for an exception though! Go on, Skarks! One swift knee in the happy sacs and he'll be begging for mercy!

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                        • SkarkillS
                          SkarkillS
                          Skarkill
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                          #72

                          Oh dear the poor lad just got his fingers traped in the draw.  😮 😮 😮

                          I didn't realise he had his hand in when I slamed it shut as hard as I could.  ::)

                          "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.....LOVELY."

                          Don't think he'll give me any more bother today at least.

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #73

                            Even-more-evil-grin.

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                              Fidjit
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                              #74

                              I don't think so!  😄

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                #75

                                I hope no one feels that they have to compete against me in terms of post counts.

                                I think that's a good attitude to have. While I'm not suggesting anyone currently has the attitude of wanting to indulge in postcount competition, I do think it's ever so slightly pointless to do so. As Illusion says in the forum FAQ too, it's blatantly obvious when people are posting just to boost a postcount. And to any of those who think you'll feel great and somehow get lots of respect if you have a huge postcount, believe me, you won't.

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  #76

                                  I agree entirely. And for my own part I wasn't boasting  -  like I said I only noticed my postcount last night. All I was saying was how amazed I felt when I realised some of the people I'd overtaken, simply because they seemed so prominent.

                                  For instance, I could've sworn Drassil would've done miles more than me. And in fact that kind of proves he's succeeded in maintaining the kind of presence he wants  -  that he can be THIS prominent on the forum without needing a huge hitrate is some achievement. My hat off to you, Drassil, take a bow, and accept this prestigious HStorm "pat-on-the-back-for-being-such-a-cool-restrained-presence-of-incaculable-influence" award!

                                  Pats Drassil's back.

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    #77

                                    (Who's Pat? Some kind of winged cybermonkey chiropractor? And how long will he be on my back? His talons are hurting me.)

                                    Thank you. That is very flattering.

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                                      Guest
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                                      #78

                                      It's nice that people see me as one of the main members of the board these days, I feel so accepted!  🙂

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        #79

                                        Right on yer Lordness!  😉

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                                          Guest
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                                          #80

                                          Preach brother, preach!

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