The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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Memory Games by Merlin the Magnificent.
All My Funny Gags by Motley the Jester.
The Art Of Diplomacy by Elita the cavern elf.
Learn Self-Restraint by Pickle the wood elf.
The Hordriss Book Of Humility.
My Great Rescues by Sir Hugh de Witless.
My Tips For Making An Honest Living by Julius Scaramonger.
The University Portfolio of Sylvester Hands.
My Life In The Spotlight by Gibbet.
Everything I Know About Speaking English Fluently by Majida the genie.
Can anyone think of some more?
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*The Encyclopaedia of Wit *by Mogdred
*The Meaning of Life and the Universe *by Fatilla the Hun
How to Make Friends and Influence People by Grimwold
*The Big Book of Etiquette *by Sylvester Hands
*How to Write You Own Bestseller *by Brother Ernest Strange
Of course, the number one untouched book in the Dunshelm Library is Brother Strange's Proverbs.
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I just KNEW someone would paraphrase How To Win Friends And Influence People somewhere in this!
But at least I did it deliberately. It annoys a friend of mine totally when I say it, so I carry on with it. One day I guess I will forget the real string. Ho hum.
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How To Develop A Relaxed Attitude For Meeting New People by Velda.
Advanced Aerobics Techniques by Caspar the Key.
Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster
Speed Up Your Short Hand Typing by Golgarach.
Open And Honest by Door-is.
The Charitable Works Of A Giving Gentleman by Sylvester Hands.
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*How to Kick You Habits *by Brother Sebastian Mace
*You Too Can Lose Weight *by the same author.
*Award Winning Acting in 10 Easy Steps *by Velda
*Pet Care Illustrated *by Mrs. Enid Grimwold
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The Goblin Masters Handbook: by Skarkill
Snapper-Jack's Brain Buster Riddles: By Snapper-Jack.
Perfect Elaqution in 10 easy Steps: By Lissard.
The wisdom and Wit of Bollracan: By The Bollracan
Mastering Miremen: By Raptor
You, Me and Bhal-Sheba: By Bhal & Sheba.
How to cook a Dungeoneer: By Mildread
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*My Collected Scripts *by Festus the Quasi-Canine
The signed copy in the Dunshelm Library is somewhat chewed, so please handle with care.
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Grimaldine's Tips On How To Avoid Losing A Wall Monster
Hehe.
*Preface:
I received a severe Brollaching from my fellow green clad wizards when I lost mine, so now learn from my mistakes and you'll never have to enter a filthy Dungeon to retrieve... *
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*The Complete Dictionary of All Things Magical *by Sidriss the Stupid
*Optimism- The Key to Unlocking a Fulfilling Life *- By Dooris the Door
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*My Best Carpentry Tips and Tactics *by Oakley the Tree Troll
*Love is All You Need *by Mogdred and his pet Quail.
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