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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    The Book of Humility (the retitled 2nd edition of The Hordriss Guide, edited by Hordriss and Grimaldine Grimwold).

    EDIT - this post was edited purely because an opening bracket was in italics where it was intended to be plain text. My earlier jibe at myself was entirely justified.

    EDIT 2 - writing an edit note just to point out how right you were in an earlier post has to be one of the most pretentious things one can do, so the original jibe at myself in this post was entirely justified too.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      How To Run The Perfect Bath, by Motley.

      How To Run, by Lissard.

      My Friends Who Have Never Said That I'm A Silly Old Fool, by Merlin.

      My Friends, by Cedric.

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        HStormH
        HStorm
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        My Vision Of Peace For The World, by Gundrada.

        Things I Hate About Quantum Leap, by Drassil.

        Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.

        Things I like About HStorm, by KaM.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Kieran.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Forester.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Malefact.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Lord_Bob.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Elita.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Emii.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Motley.

        Things I like About HStorm, by Thanatos.

        Things I like About HSto-.... Er, maybe I'm getting paranoid here!  😉

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          *Beat that Paranoid State of Mind *by Grimaldine Grimwold and HStorm

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            I was hoping that post would make you feel better! Instead it's made me feel 10 times worse.

            Shivers, shoulders slump. Hides behind sofa and sobs uncontrollably once more.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.

              Oh yes, good idea.

              Fidjit- the Biography: Why We Should All Love Him by Grimaldine Grimwold

              *The Full Chronicle Of Everything I Love About That Lissard Disguised As Marta Storyline. Oh, How We Laughed! *by Grimaldine Grimwold

              *1001 Posts I Never Wrote *by Grimaldine Grimwold.

              Okay, okay, I'll stop having a go at myself now.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                *Why We'd Never Hijack A Thread- A Treatise On Courtesy *by HStorm and Grimaldine Grimwold

                Oh.

                *How to Make a Good Character to Roleplay on a Forum and Roleplay Well With It *by, oh, you must know who wrote this one. Oh, go on, take a guess. That's right, you clever thing, you!

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                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  I detect, and feel, a sudden decline in enthusiasm.

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    I detect, and feel, a sudden decline in enthusiasm.

                    Awww. I'll think of a few more tomorrow, I think.

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                      The Complete Guide To Proper Dungeon Manners and Etiquette A collaboration between Elita and Cedric.

                      • Reasons Why Pickle Isn't A Twat After All* By me. It consists solely of a title page, since that's how long it took me to realise that I couldn;t think of any reasons, and that I DO think he's a twat.

                      Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

                      The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

                      Choosing The Right Colours For Website Design by me.

                      The Wit and Wisdom of a Dungeon Maid by Gretel.

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                        Guest
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                        Hilarious Pranks for the immature by Hordriss

                        Showing Respect For Others; An Analogy of how kind behaviour affects reactions of others by Elita

                        How to make a good post by Ringmasterrob

                        How to prevent HStorm from becoming paranoid by Ringmast "I'm gonna get you HStorm" Rob

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                          HStorm
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                          That helped, Bob, thanks a lot.

                          Sits on the sofa and puts another sofa on top of it, attempting to squash himself flat. It fails

                          Oh boy! When things go wrong they sure go wrong.

                          Hides behind sofa again and bawls eyes out.

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                            Guest
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                            I thought it might  ;D

                            Bob's sarcasm detector explodes

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                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              How To Perfect Clear And Concise Self-Expression, by the Oracle Of Confusion.

                              All My Good Hair Days, by Hordriss The Confuser.

                              Happy Landings, by Scott.

                              Diets That Really Work, by McGrew.

                              Make Accents That Sound Authentic, by McGrew.

                              Great Ethnic Dances I Have Known, by McGrew.

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                                HStorm
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                                Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

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                                  Skarkill
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                                  Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic: By Olaf

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    My Life In The Dungon: By Morgana

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                                      HStorm
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                                      Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic: By Olaf.

                                      We're about to have a long list of character names preceded by the words "Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic, by..." aren't we?

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                                        Skarkill
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                                        No  

                                        Aruthentic Accsents Vol2: Ah Wok

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          How To Catch A Dungoneer in Ten Easy Steps: By Raptor

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