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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Elita
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    The Complete Guide To Proper Dungeon Manners and Etiquette A collaboration between Elita and Cedric.

    • Reasons Why Pickle Isn't A Twat After All* By me. It consists solely of a title page, since that's how long it took me to realise that I couldn;t think of any reasons, and that I DO think he's a twat.

    Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

    The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

    Choosing The Right Colours For Website Design by me.

    The Wit and Wisdom of a Dungeon Maid by Gretel.

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      Hilarious Pranks for the immature by Hordriss

      Showing Respect For Others; An Analogy of how kind behaviour affects reactions of others by Elita

      How to make a good post by Ringmasterrob

      How to prevent HStorm from becoming paranoid by Ringmast "I'm gonna get you HStorm" Rob

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        HStorm
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        That helped, Bob, thanks a lot.

        Sits on the sofa and puts another sofa on top of it, attempting to squash himself flat. It fails

        Oh boy! When things go wrong they sure go wrong.

        Hides behind sofa again and bawls eyes out.

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          Guest
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          I thought it might  ;D

          Bob's sarcasm detector explodes

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            HStorm
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            How To Perfect Clear And Concise Self-Expression, by the Oracle Of Confusion.

            All My Good Hair Days, by Hordriss The Confuser.

            Happy Landings, by Scott.

            Diets That Really Work, by McGrew.

            Make Accents That Sound Authentic, by McGrew.

            Great Ethnic Dances I Have Known, by McGrew.

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              HStorm
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              Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

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                Skarkill
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                Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic: By Olaf

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                  My Life In The Dungon: By Morgana

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                    HStorm
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                    Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic: By Olaf.

                    We're about to have a long list of character names preceded by the words "Make Accents That Sound Even More Authentic, by..." aren't we?

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                      Skarkill
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                      No  

                      Aruthentic Accsents Vol2: Ah Wok

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                        How To Catch A Dungoneer in Ten Easy Steps: By Raptor

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                          HStorm
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                          LOL  ;D  to both of the above posts.

                          My Stylish Aprons, by Treguard.

                          The Art Of Long Term Survival, by Aqash.

                          Advanced Guide To Identifying Nutritious Foodstuffs, by the Troll.

                          My Tips For Lightning Fast Spellcasting, by Merlin.

                          The Ultra-Tough Door-reen Riddle Book.

                          How To Boost Your Machismo, by Motley.

                          Improve Your Oral Hygiene The Atlantean Way, by Lissard.

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                            Skarkill
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                            Learning To Read: By The Trolls

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                              Skarkill
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                              Spoting The Differences Between Goblin Horns & Magic Ones: By Richard & Co (Knigtmare S5)

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                                Okay, folksies, I think I'll do with this thread as I did with the "Things they'd never say..." thread. I'll gather together the best of the suggestions and put them on my website in the laffs section. It'll have to be only the very best as there are already far too many and this thread shows little sign of abating!

                                That okay with everyone? "Elucidate clearly..."

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Bumper book of Jokes

                                  By Glenn Stephen Edward Toogood a.k.a. MOTLEY

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                                    Avoiding Temptation; Or Why You Shouldn't Take Bribes By Fatilla The Hun

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      Chatting up dungeon maid easy!  ;D

                                      By Glenn Stephen Edward Toogood a.k.a. MOTLEY

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                                        The Slice Of Life: An In Depth Look at the Corridor of Blades by Daniel & Co (S8 Team 2)

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                                          Goblin Masters We Have Known: By Grippa, Rhark & Tiny.

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