They would never say...
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(who said it was a PS2 controller, you aren't likely to find a Macdonalds either that's why its a joke )
(Dungeon Commercials)
Gwendoline: Well I see you have an arrow as a token but to be honest I have far too many, I mean my house is getting full of quivers. Don't suppose you have any pot pourri?
Dungeoneer: Nope sorry love, how about this fong shui book?
Gwen: Well I got one of them for christmas, how about a vase?
Dungeoneer: Well the scroll said...
Gwen: Oh ignore them, they haven't been updated for ages oh my god! You know what i'm saying? Sorry your quest ends here....
Freeze Frame
Narrator: Has this ever happened to you? If you want to know what you really should choose to satisfy all dungeon dwellers, you should subscribe to ClueBase gives you all the data on what clue items are hip and happening. Only a bag of silver a month! Clue rooms will never be the same again!
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(Dungeoneer gets all questions right and is being given advise by Brangwen)
Brangwen: There are no doors closed ahead, the green gem will please her.
Advisors: Take the green gem and the lantern
Dungeoneer: I'm going to take the key!
Advisors: Wha!? Why?
Dungeoneer: takes key and uses it to reach under the helmet and scratch his head that's why!
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Mogdred to Merlin:
'Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.'
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Mogdred: Â "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Merlin never told you what happened to your father."
Lissard: Â "He told me enough-nessss. He told me you killed him."
Mogdred: Â "No. I am your father!"
Lissard: Â "What?"
Mogdred: Â "Yes."
Lissard: Â "You?"
Mogdred: Â Yes."
Lissard: Â "My Dad?"
Mogdred: Â "Yes."
Lissard: Â "Daddy!"
Mogdred: Â "Er, on second thoughts..."
Lissard: Â "After all thessse yearsss-nessss, together again at lasssst!"
Mogdred: Â "Er, no I was only kidding actually."
Lissard: Â "We can finally do all thossse thingsss that Dadsss and kidsies are ssuppossed to do. Let'sss go watch a football match-nesss. Will you give me a piggy back on the way into the ground...?"
Mogdred: Â "NOOOOOOOO! Nooooo...!"
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Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!
Teehee. Nice to have a partner in my maliciousness.
*rolls dice to determine which easy target to make bitchy remarks about next *Oh drat, 6. And I so wanted it to be Fidjit again too.
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[In Dunkley Wood, a group of Christmas trees have uprooted themselves and gathered in a huddle. A bit like those living trees in Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, I suppose.]
Tree #1: 'OK, gents; our orders come from a chap called Giles, who passed through here not so long ago. We attack at midnight. Listen out for a wolf howl countdown. And our target...' [He holds up a picture of Merlin.]
Tree #2: 'You do want to be gone in time for Christmas, don't you, Merlin? He he he he...'
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Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.
Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen: I'm so cheerful today.
Mug (The Gargoyle with a cute depression from Series 1 & 2 singing) : I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
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Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.
LOL, I really like that one.
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