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    Fidjit
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    Galgarach: Three truths I seek and here is my...

    Dungeoneer: Hang on a minute I need a sh**

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      The dungeon is placed under quaranteen

      Bush: In KM castle we have found a WMD, this Dungeon Master's beard can scare young children from a radius of 100miles via television screens.

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        "I Love You To Motley."

        (Any of The Dungon Maids)

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          Drassil
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          Mogdred to Merlin:

          'Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.'

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            Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!

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              Mogdred:  "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Merlin never told you what happened to your father."

              Lissard:  "He told me enough-nessss. He told me you killed him."

              Mogdred:  "No. I am your father!"

              Lissard:  "What?"

              Mogdred:  "Yes."

              Lissard:  "You?"

              Mogdred:  Yes."

              Lissard:  "My Dad?"

              Mogdred:  "Yes."

              Lissard:  "Daddy!"

              Mogdred:  "Er, on second thoughts..."

              Lissard:  "After all thessse yearsss-nessss, together again at lasssst!"

              Mogdred:  "Er, no I was only kidding actually."

              Lissard:  "We can finally do all thossse thingsss that Dadsss and kidsies are ssuppossed to do. Let'sss go watch a football match-nesss. Will you give me a piggy back on the way into the ground...?"

              Mogdred:  "NOOOOOOOO! Nooooo...!"

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                Dungeoneer: on Smirkenoffs back with gold I'll give you half now and half when we get to Alderon erm I mean level 2.

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!

                  Teehee. Nice to have a partner in my maliciousness.

                  *rolls dice to determine which easy target to make bitchy remarks about next *Oh drat, 6. And I so wanted it to be Fidjit again too.

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                    What roll means what, who gets the remarks on 6?

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                      Drassil
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                      [In Dunkley Wood, a group of Christmas trees have uprooted themselves and gathered in a huddle. A bit like those living trees in Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, I suppose.]

                      Tree #1: 'OK, gents; our orders come from a chap called Giles, who passed through here not so long ago. We attack at midnight. Listen out for a wolf howl countdown. And our target...' [He holds up a picture of Merlin.]

                      Tree #2: 'You do want to be gone in time for Christmas, don't you, Merlin? He he he he...'

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                        Scott_Wilkinson
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                        Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.


                        Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen: I'm so cheerful today.


                        Mug (The Gargoyle with a cute depression from Series 1 & 2 singing) : I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.

                          LOL, I really like that one.

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                            Fidjit
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                            Dungeoneer dies when he falls into a pit...

                            Advisor: "Oooh, Nasty"

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                              A blocker- Ooo, i've just been reading an article on the dangers of red meat. I don't think i'll feed on you, tubby.

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                                Fidjit
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                                Treguard: Oh come on team I don't need to tell you everything!

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                                  Dungeoneer (Riding on Smirkenorff): Can you land?

                                  Smirkenorff: If you use some manners, I will.


                                  Dungeoneer (Riding on Smirkenorff): Abashcraft.

                                  Smirkenorff: What's that supposed to mean? Backwards, forwards or blast off. Speak English.

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                                    (dungeoneer to Smirkenoff alternate)

                                    Dungeoneer: Can you land?

                                    Smirky: Of course I CAN, It would be pretty useless if I could take off but not land. However if you mean WILL I land then you should say so, do they not teach English anymore you silly child?

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                                      Whilst we're on the theme;

                                      Smirky; "Alright what do you have for me? Oh great, another green gem! What I always wanted! I dont know, I just said to Elita that I thought green gems were pretty, that doesnt mean that I wanted one. And then everybody thought all they had to do to get a ride of me was to give me a green gem! I'm a dragon, what use is a green gem to a dragon?!"

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                                        Elita in Shakespeare;

                                        Elita: Romeo Romeo, where art thou you blooming faceache.

                                        Romeo: It is my love

                                        Elita: You're smart you scumpot!

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                                          Morghana: So, Martin, you've come this far in the dungeons, but I'll let you win. After all, there's been no winners this season.


                                          Smirkenorff: Sorry, I can't fly right now, I have a huge pain in my wings.


                                          Majida: I really like you Treguard, let's get married.

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