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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #59

    Goblin Masters We Have Known: By Grippa, Rhark & Tiny.

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      Guest
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      Situations in which the Irons are not needed by Skarkill, again nothing but a title page.

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #61

        Can Anyone think of a joke book tital for The Mire-Trogs.

        I've been racking my brain for one for hours with out any luck.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          Some Of Mire Favourite Gags!!!!!!!!!!!! perhaps. Boom boom!

          Sees looks of disgust on everyone else's faces and takes cover behind the sofa before the cabbages fly.

          Things I Find Neither Luvly Nor Unluvly, by Skarkill

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

            Uh uh, Jen. If I wrote a book like that it'd fill half the library.

            Oh Majida, Majida...

            Disappears into a far off dream when he should be getting on with filling his tax form.

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              The Good Point's Of Elita: By Pikle

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #65

                The Good Points About Casper The Key, accumulated from the consensus of all Knightmare fans in the history of the universe.

                Two lines. And one of those was "Also by the same author." (The other line was, "Well at least he left the series...")

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                  Emii
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                  #66

                  Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

                  Oi!

                  Great Dungeon Dishes by M.T. Napsak

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #67

                    Sorry!

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
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                      #68

                      A Pirates Diary: Raptor & Captain Nemnor

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #69

                        A Log Of Our Repeat Fees On Network TV by the cast of Knightmare.

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                          Proof I am Related to Elita By Pickle

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #71

                            Oooo yes I like that one!

                            Corridor Of Blades Safety Rules, by Lord Fear.

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                              The Block and Tackle, A Perfect Holiday Destination By Simon

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                My Method Of Seduction, by Folly.

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

                                  You so can get lego curtains. whip

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.

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                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
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                                      Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

                                      😮   No comment.

                                      The Brollochan Brief, a bestselling thriller by John Grishamaldine

                                      Differences Between Winteria And Narnia, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

                                      You Too Can Boost Your Word Power!, by A. Blocker

                                      How Not To Break The Fourth Wall On A Regular Basis, by Trey Guard & P. Ickle

                                      Mother: A Daughter's Truths, by Sidriss The Confused & Andrew Morton

                                      Who Exactly The Campbells Are: All You Need To Know, by Montgomery McGrew

                                      Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

                                      Ducking, Quailing And Cold Turkey: My Battle Against Addiction, by Mellisandre OBE

                                      Differences Between Winteria And Narnia: Volume II, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

                                      My Story, by the Cartoon Knight

                                      Finding Nemanor: My Greatest Voyages, by Admiral Nemanor

                                      Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3

                                      The Art Of Detecting Eavesdroppers Sooner Rather Than Later, by L. Fear

                                      Charisma, by Mistress Goody & Jade Goody

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        *Fabulous Fashion *by the Dungeon's very own Trinny and Susannah, Mildread and Mrs. Grimwold

                                        And since I've mocked her, something for Elita-

                                        *How to be a Good Pirate *by Captain Nemanor, the Fake Pirate.

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          Proof My Hair Stylist Really Was Sane by Hordriss the Confuser.

                                          *A Chronicle Of All My Kills *by Lord Cuthbert Fear. (Seriously, I bet he turned to evil because he had a name like Cuthbert.)

                                          My Insults by Elita (2nd Edition, edited to only include the insults that a normal person would find remotely insulting, rather than just laugh at).

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