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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #61

    Can Anyone think of a joke book tital for The Mire-Trogs.

    I've been racking my brain for one for hours with out any luck.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #62

      Some Of Mire Favourite Gags!!!!!!!!!!!! perhaps. Boom boom!

      Sees looks of disgust on everyone else's faces and takes cover behind the sofa before the cabbages fly.

      Things I Find Neither Luvly Nor Unluvly, by Skarkill

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #63

        Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

        Uh uh, Jen. If I wrote a book like that it'd fill half the library.

        Oh Majida, Majida...

        Disappears into a far off dream when he should be getting on with filling his tax form.

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        • SkarkillS
          SkarkillS
          Skarkill
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          The Good Point's Of Elita: By Pikle

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #65

            The Good Points About Casper The Key, accumulated from the consensus of all Knightmare fans in the history of the universe.

            Two lines. And one of those was "Also by the same author." (The other line was, "Well at least he left the series...")

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              Emii
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              #66

              Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

              Oi!

              Great Dungeon Dishes by M.T. Napsak

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #67

                Sorry!

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
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                  #68

                  A Pirates Diary: Raptor & Captain Nemnor

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #69

                    A Log Of Our Repeat Fees On Network TV by the cast of Knightmare.

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                      Guest
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                      Proof I am Related to Elita By Pickle

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #71

                        Oooo yes I like that one!

                        Corridor Of Blades Safety Rules, by Lord Fear.

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                          Guest
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                          #72

                          The Block and Tackle, A Perfect Holiday Destination By Simon

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #73

                            My Method Of Seduction, by Folly.

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              #74

                              The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

                              You so can get lego curtains. whip

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #75

                                A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.

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                                  Drassil
                                  Senior staff
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #76

                                  Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

                                  😮   No comment.

                                  The Brollochan Brief, a bestselling thriller by John Grishamaldine

                                  Differences Between Winteria And Narnia, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

                                  You Too Can Boost Your Word Power!, by A. Blocker

                                  How Not To Break The Fourth Wall On A Regular Basis, by Trey Guard & P. Ickle

                                  Mother: A Daughter's Truths, by Sidriss The Confused & Andrew Morton

                                  Who Exactly The Campbells Are: All You Need To Know, by Montgomery McGrew

                                  Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

                                  Ducking, Quailing And Cold Turkey: My Battle Against Addiction, by Mellisandre OBE

                                  Differences Between Winteria And Narnia: Volume II, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)

                                  My Story, by the Cartoon Knight

                                  Finding Nemanor: My Greatest Voyages, by Admiral Nemanor

                                  Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3

                                  The Art Of Detecting Eavesdroppers Sooner Rather Than Later, by L. Fear

                                  Charisma, by Mistress Goody & Jade Goody

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    #77

                                    *Fabulous Fashion *by the Dungeon's very own Trinny and Susannah, Mildread and Mrs. Grimwold

                                    And since I've mocked her, something for Elita-

                                    *How to be a Good Pirate *by Captain Nemanor, the Fake Pirate.

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      #78

                                      Proof My Hair Stylist Really Was Sane by Hordriss the Confuser.

                                      *A Chronicle Of All My Kills *by Lord Cuthbert Fear. (Seriously, I bet he turned to evil because he had a name like Cuthbert.)

                                      My Insults by Elita (2nd Edition, edited to only include the insults that a normal person would find remotely insulting, rather than just laugh at).

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        #79

                                        A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.

                                        As any sane person knows, a Lego Wellway Room naturally needs a Lego shower. It's common sense, really.

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          Elita's Mouth...

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