A great Knightmare joke...
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Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.
I don't think that's funny at all, dearie. Since the "accident" our lives have been just terrible. All the attempts to separate us have been complete failures. What we really need is a blindfolded 13 year old who'd probably conveniently have exactly the magic we need to divide again. It's played havoc with Grimmy's nerves: he keeps waving 'is club around and shouting, so he does, dearie. Well, I know that might not be that unusual, but I don't know how much more of it I can stand. And Festus just won't shurrup, and the Brollachan keeps going on and on about going 'ome to Cornwall. Well, dearie, I can't leave Mr. G, what with the state he's in. So we're all stuck together, until Treguard sends some little ones to help us out.
Still, we're not as badly off as some. A couple of others upset Lord Fear, too, so watch out if you see Majida Mogdred wandering around. A sorry sight, it is, dearie. Keeps shouting things like, "Quail intruder, look upon Majida Mogdred and quail. But ee's too deefeecult to quail. Dungeoneeeer cannot eeeven seeee who eee ees quaileeng before."
Anyway, bye for now, dearies. If any of you are ever around the Level 1 wellway, feel free to drop in and say hello.
PS. If anyone 'as any bones for Festus, we'd be much obliged.
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Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?
A. Elita
That is actually very, very good. Now, if only it insulted Elita like your other jokes, it'd be just perfect.
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I think I've run out! D'oh! I may have some next year
Me too. I was trying to think of more Sidriss jokes, but nothing so far.
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Q. What is annoying, appears about 12 times a year, gets in the way and could be described as a curse?
A. Elita.
Yay! hugs Emii
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Yes, dearie. If anyone brought me her bones for Festus I'd be so excited I might just let them get to Level 2 without shouting "Shurrup" and "Geddout of it" repeatedly.
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Elita's mouth is so big it has its own postcode.
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Elita's mouth is so big is gets a block vote in the European Parliament.
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Elita's mouth is so big isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it...sorry, I was standing on her bottom lip - that must have been the echo.
Okay, that's just the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And the old forum. Any forum. Well done, Emii!
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Elita's mouth is so big it's a habitat for a whole community of Brollachans.
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