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    Emii
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    Q. What goes stiff after one stroke?

    A. The Dungeoneer during phase shift.

    Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?

    A. Elita

    Geddit? He'll eat her!

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?

      A. Elita

      That is actually very, very good. Now, if only it insulted Elita like your other jokes, it'd be just perfect.

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        Emii
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        I think I've run out! D'oh! I may have some next year

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          I think I've run out! D'oh! I may have some next year

          Me too. I was trying to think of more Sidriss jokes, but nothing so far.

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            JamesA
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            Q. Where did Lord Fear keep his armies?

            A. Up his sleevies!

            That was terrible snerk

            Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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              JamesA
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              The Shellphone went when Sylvester Hands was doing the ironing.

              He was taken to hospital with a burnt ear soon afterwards.

              I liked that one - made me chuckle  ;D

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                JamesA
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                Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?

                A. Elita

                That's a lot better  😉

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                  JamesA
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                  So I hear that Sylvester has had a part of his body insured

                  Oh, and what part's that?

                  Why, his hands of course!  ;D

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    Q. What is annoying, appears about 12 times a year, gets in the way and could be described as a curse?

                    A. Elita.

                    Yay! hugs Emii

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                      Emii
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                      lol, pleasure dearie...doubtless she has caused quite a few mood swings in people too!

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                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                        Yes, dearie. If anyone brought me her bones for Festus I'd be so excited I might just let them get to Level 2 without shouting "Shurrup" and "Geddout of it" repeatedly.

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                          Emii
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                          Q. What do you get if you cross Barry with Elita?

                          A. Wit AND rudeness = one HELL of a mouth!!!!

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                            GrimaldineGrimwold
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                            Elita's mouth is so big it has its own postcode.

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                              Emii
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                              Elita's mouth is so big Hitler gave up trying to overthrow it.

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                                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                Elita's mouth is so big is gets a block vote in the European Parliament.

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                                  Emii
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                                  Elita's mouth is so big her dentist has to wear a miner's helmet and do a 12-hour shift!

                                  Elita's mouth is so big isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it...sorry, I was standing on her bottom lip - that must have been the echo.

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    Elita's mouth is so big isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it...sorry, I was standing on her bottom lip - that must have been the echo.

                                    Okay, that's just the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum. And the old forum. Any forum. Well done, Emii!

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                                      Emii
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                                      Thankies!

                                      Elita mouth is so big when she drools in her sleep she wakes up to find she's singed her hair on the lightbulb.

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        Elita's mouth is so big it's a habitat for a whole community of Brollachans.

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                                          Emii
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                                          Elita's mouth is so big the trolls use it as a bidet - that's why it's so foul!

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