They would never say...
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Mogdred to Merlin:
'Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.'
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Mogdred: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Merlin never told you what happened to your father."
Lissard: "He told me enough-nessss. He told me you killed him."
Mogdred: "No. I am your father!"
Lissard: "What?"
Mogdred: "Yes."
Lissard: "You?"
Mogdred: Yes."
Lissard: "My Dad?"
Mogdred: "Yes."
Lissard: "Daddy!"
Mogdred: "Er, on second thoughts..."
Lissard: "After all thessse yearsss-nessss, together again at lasssst!"
Mogdred: "Er, no I was only kidding actually."
Lissard: "We can finally do all thossse thingsss that Dadsss and kidsies are ssuppossed to do. Let'sss go watch a football match-nesss. Will you give me a piggy back on the way into the ground...?"
Mogdred: "NOOOOOOOO! Nooooo...!"
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Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!
Teehee. Nice to have a partner in my maliciousness.
*rolls dice to determine which easy target to make bitchy remarks about next *Oh drat, 6. And I so wanted it to be Fidjit again too.
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[In Dunkley Wood, a group of Christmas trees have uprooted themselves and gathered in a huddle. A bit like those living trees in Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, I suppose.]
Tree #1: 'OK, gents; our orders come from a chap called Giles, who passed through here not so long ago. We attack at midnight. Listen out for a wolf howl countdown. And our target...' [He holds up a picture of Merlin.]
Tree #2: 'You do want to be gone in time for Christmas, don't you, Merlin? He he he he...'
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Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.
Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen: I'm so cheerful today.
Mug (The Gargoyle with a cute depression from Series 1 & 2 singing) : I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
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Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.
LOL, I really like that one.
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A blocker- Ooo, i've just been reading an article on the dangers of red meat. I don't think i'll feed on you, tubby.
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Dungeoneer (Riding on Smirkenorff): Can you land?
Smirkenorff: If you use some manners, I will.
Dungeoneer (Riding on Smirkenorff): Abashcraft.
Smirkenorff: What's that supposed to mean? Backwards, forwards or blast off. Speak English.
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Whilst we're on the theme;
Smirky; "Alright what do you have for me? Oh great, another green gem! What I always wanted! I dont know, I just said to Elita that I thought green gems were pretty, that doesnt mean that I wanted one. And then everybody thought all they had to do to get a ride of me was to give me a green gem! I'm a dragon, what use is a green gem to a dragon?!"
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Morghana: So, Martin, you've come this far in the dungeons, but I'll let you win. After all, there's been no winners this season.
Smirkenorff: Sorry, I can't fly right now, I have a huge pain in my wings.
Majida: I really like you Treguard, let's get married.
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(This one probably belongs in the Jokes thread...)
Pickle: 'Master, what's that scent you're wearing?'
Treguard: 'Hugo Boss.'
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