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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
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    Tips To Curb Your Jealousy, by Timonthy

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      *Why I like the S4 Ending * By Lord_Bob, Grimaldine Grimwold, HStorm, Emii, Drassil and others

      I still think they should have left in the bit where one of the candles set fire to Merlin's beard and he decided to use a spell to put it out. (Oh, I can see you know where this is going, you clever little thing, dearie!) Of course, he spellcast so slowly that soon enough it was a blazing inferno. He was last seen running desperately back toward Arthurian legend trying to put it out with his silly little wand. Mogdred was victorious, and everyone joined him in laughing evilly at the bearded old fool. Having finally won their battle, Mogdred and his pet Quail retired to Torquay.

      /Series 4

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      • HStormH
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        Tips To Avoid Overusing Your Favourite Catchphrase, by Treguard.

        Tips To Avoid Confusing Two Completely Different Forests, by Pickle.

        Tips To Avoid Fluffing Abusive Terminology, by Majida.

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          Snowwie, the book title I came up with was a short book meaning you do NOT know how to be unimaginative.  🙂

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            Snowwiewolf
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            Sorry, I have a fever so my minds not working properly... hits head a agasnt brick wall

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              Guest
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              oooh nasty...

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                *My Amusing Catchphrases *by Fidjit the Lockmaster

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  Oh, just remembered 2 more jobes at myself.

                  *Forum IMs I have Received *by Grimaldine Grimwold

                  *Forum IMs I have responded to on Time *by Grimaldine Grimwold

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                    IM I have recieved (none) by Lord_Bob

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      How To Avoid Feeling Bitter About Solitude, by Lord Bob.

                      I'm binding together all the entries today, and I'm putting up a compilation of the best ones on my site. Another post'll appear here when they're ready to read.

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
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                        How To Resist The Urge To Fantasise Too Frequently, by Snowwiewolf.

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                          101 useful ways to turn a thread off topic by Lord_Bob

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            Okay, kidsies, the compilation is now on Other Side.

                            I've had to leave out quite a bit to keep the number of entries down to (relatively) sensible proportions, and I've also kept a number of the more forum-referential ones out, as they're only going to confuse readers who don't follow the forum. I've also edited one or two individual entries to make them work a bit better, but credit has remained firmly with the originators.

                            Goto http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id44.html to have a shufty.

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                              Nice one Stormy, loads of my entries made it into the cut.

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                                LordF
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                                Here's a couple I thought of:

                                10 Easy ways to Gloat by Lord Fear

                                How to Lie, Cheat and Steal by Slivester Hands

                                How to Train Goblins the good old fashion way by Skarkill

                                10 Easy ways to insult people by Lord Fear

                                10 Easy ways to swear Revenge by Lord Fear

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                                  Those would all be long books, Sly loves to steal and Fear loves gloating...

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                                    Yeah, sorry LF, but Bob's right  -  I think you've misunderstood the point of the thread. Go back to the first page and have another look.

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                                    • HStormH
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                                      The Art Of Solving Riddles, by Aqash & Team.

                                      My Family And Other Animals, by Gibbet.

                                      My Favourite Children Heroes, by Lord Fear.

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                                        Thunder in the Dark by Martin Tool

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          *My Life as a Socialite *by Mildread

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