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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    I love this Star Wars crossover we've got going, how about Boba Fett with Snapper the puppet as a bounty fool hunter.

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      Drassil
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      WitchHaven being turned into a WitchHaven Holiday Park, so the witches can make ends meet.

      Series 4 has ended. Merlin is busy, decorating a huge Christmas tree that he has installed in the antechamber. He hums to himself, pleased that he has sent the last Team of the series "home for Christmas".

      But the Christmas tree fairy can't stand it. She swoops down and attacks Merlin. Soon, his beard is a tangle of short-circuiting Christmas tree lights. Praised for her efforts, she is given a role in Series 5. Her name is Pixel.

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Teehee, I do like that, obviously.

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          Excellent, that'll teach him!

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            Drassil
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            (OK, my anti-Merlin vibe is still strong...)

            Giles from Series 4 comes downstairs on Christmas morning 1990, to find the two presents he most wanted, waiting under the tree: a Frightknight trophy with a note saying 'Go on, you earned it!'; and Merlin's head. Gift-wrapped. It plays a tinny version of 'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea when you pull the beard.

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              Very well done HStorm, althought wasn't it you who complained we were obsessed about the S4 ending!

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                Blinks. Pardon? Why, well done me?

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                  Cough Don't You Meen Well Done DRASSIL Lordship. Cough  😉

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                    nevermind, I forgot what my point was anyhoo...

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                      Chris Tarrent host a Knightmare specail of Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Treguard and Lord Fear being forced together to raise money for charity.

                      And they are on the £32,000 question.

                      Treguard: We'll go with A.

                      Chris: Are you sure?

                      Lord Fear: Yes.

                      A flashes.

                      Lord Fear: If you say break, I'll kill you.

                      Treguard: If you say later, I'll knee you.

                      Chris: You've just won 32.000 pounds.

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                        Who Wants To Kill A Dungeoneer? Lord Fear!

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                          Lol, nice one Lord Bob.

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            A dungeon version of Stars in Their Eyes has;

                            Treguard appearing as Sting singing "Message in a Bottle"

                            Majida apearing as Christina Aguilara siging "Genie in a Bottle"

                            Lissard appearing as Right Said Fred singing "Simply Madly" (or what ever it's called) He sings it as a tribute to Lord Fear

                            Merlin appearing as himself singing Christmas chart songs

                            Pickle appearing as Tiny Tim, "Tip-toeing through the Tulips".

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                              Brother Mace will attempt a world record for drunken chanting.

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                                Fidjit
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                                LOL!? Is that LAUGH OUT LOUD or something?

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                                  It's what it normally means.

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                                    LOL= Laugh(ing) Out Loud

                                    ROFL= Rolling on (the) Floor Laughing

                                    Hope that clears everything up  🙂

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      Cool!  😉

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                                        HStorm
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                                        And ROFLMAO means "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A** Off."

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                                          Yeah i missed that one out, thanks!

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