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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    LordF
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    Chris Tarrent host a Knightmare specail of Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Treguard and Lord Fear being forced together to raise money for charity.

    And they are on the £32,000 question.

    Treguard: We'll go with A.

    Chris: Are you sure?

    Lord Fear: Yes.

    A flashes.

    Lord Fear: If you say break, I'll kill you.

    Treguard: If you say later, I'll knee you.

    Chris: You've just won 32.000 pounds.

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      Who Wants To Kill A Dungeoneer? Lord Fear!

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        LordF
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        Lol, nice one Lord Bob.

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          MoanaLiza
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          A dungeon version of Stars in Their Eyes has;

          Treguard appearing as Sting singing "Message in a Bottle"

          Majida apearing as Christina Aguilara siging "Genie in a Bottle"

          Lissard appearing as Right Said Fred singing "Simply Madly" (or what ever it's called) He sings it as a tribute to Lord Fear

          Merlin appearing as himself singing Christmas chart songs

          Pickle appearing as Tiny Tim, "Tip-toeing through the Tulips".

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            Guest
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            Brother Mace will attempt a world record for drunken chanting.

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              Fidjit
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              LOL!? Is that LAUGH OUT LOUD or something?

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                HStorm
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                It's what it normally means.

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                  Guest
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                  #144

                  LOL= Laugh(ing) Out Loud

                  ROFL= Rolling on (the) Floor Laughing

                  Hope that clears everything up  🙂

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                    Fidjit
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                    Cool!  😉

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                      HStorm
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                      #146

                      And ROFLMAO means "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A** Off."

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                        Guest
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                        #147

                        Yeah i missed that one out, thanks!

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                          MPK
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                          Treguard and Pickle dressed as Batman and Robin! (see things never say in dungeon!"

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                            Drassil
                            Senior staff
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                            Batman & Robin was the very idea that began this thread:

                            eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

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                              Great minds think alike, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and so on!

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                                Skarkill
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                                Lord Fear With Edmund Blackadder as his right hand man.

                                Baldrick as The Goblin Master.

                                Lord Percy Percy as Master of The Miremen.

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Steve Irwin introducing us to Festus feeding him from one hand and holding his baby in the other 😮 (tut tut tut)! Festus then bites of Mr Irwin's arm and the baby runs off laughing.

                                  The dungeon's Stars in the eyes has Mrs G and Mildred perfoming as The Cheeky Girls.

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                                    [One advisor gets so fed up of Treguard's demands to hurry up that he gives him the finger just as time out occurs]

                                    Treguard: Oh for goodness sake, I'll be stuck with him like that all week. This'll teach the cheeky blighter

                                    Treguard begins chopping his finger off with the sword of truth

                                    Treguard: oooh, nasty!

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                                      MPK
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                                      A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;

                                      "Nice to see you, to see you..."

                                      "Nice" the audience respond!  😮

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                                        HStorm
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                                        You mean, "Knice to see you..." etc.

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                                          Drassil
                                          Senior staff
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                                          Mellisandre with a hangover.

                                          Hordrissard - a gross fusion of two characters.

                                          'One requiresss a sssmall fish-based trinket-nesss inconveniently placcced in thisss level. One's calling name-nesss is Smellifact. Call it three timesss-ness.'

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