A great Knightmare joke...
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OMG. For once I'm just lost for words (a problem that never affected darling Elita, of course). Those are amazing!
Elita's mouth is so big Patrick Moore stares into it with a telescope to watch the birth of galaxies.
Elita's mouth is so big it's hosting the Winter Olympics in 2004.
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Elita's mouth is so big that when she needs dental work done she has to get planning permission.
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Elita's mouth is so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Elita's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Elita's mouth is so big, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Elita's mouth is so foul, when she speaks her teeth duck.
Elita's mouth is so big, it shows up on radar.
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Elita's mouth is so big that when she breathes in too quickly the whole universe is sucked into it. Thankfully she's usually too busy insulting people to breathe.
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Elita's mouth is so big that when she coughed one day she produced the whole contents of the Sewers of Goth.
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And Elita's mouth is so filthy Lissard and the Miremen treat is as a home from home.
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I'm not saying that Elita's mouth is big, but when she went to treat a mouth ulcer once, I heard Bumptious' voice coming from inside saying "We'll need a lot more powder here..."
GG: Sorry, meant no offence. If you want, I'll put a bucket on my head, wear my old paperboy's bag, hold a twig and a jar of jam in my hands and offer to find you a spell...
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Elita's mouth is so big that Tim Child originally hired her not to act, but to store all the props, costumes and equipment in her gob.
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Elita's mouth is so big and foul, after eating she has to pick the goblins out with a pitchfork...
LOL.
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I'm not saying that Elita's mouth is big, but when she went to treat a mouth ulcer once, I heard Bumptious' voice coming from inside saying "We'll need a lot more powder here..."
GG: Sorry, meant no offence. If you want, I'll put a bucket on my head, wear my old paperboy's bag, hold a twig and a jar of jam in my hands and offer to find you a spell...
Between Emii, Debz and Ark's posts, I always seem to be laughing. Well, Ark, even though I wasn't really offended, an UNBINDING spell would be helpful. Or if you're feeling lazy, a bone for Festus would do.
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