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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    LordF
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    Lol, nice one Lord Bob.

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      MoanaLiza
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      A dungeon version of Stars in Their Eyes has;

      Treguard appearing as Sting singing "Message in a Bottle"

      Majida apearing as Christina Aguilara siging "Genie in a Bottle"

      Lissard appearing as Right Said Fred singing "Simply Madly" (or what ever it's called) He sings it as a tribute to Lord Fear

      Merlin appearing as himself singing Christmas chart songs

      Pickle appearing as Tiny Tim, "Tip-toeing through the Tulips".

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        Guest
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        Brother Mace will attempt a world record for drunken chanting.

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          Fidjit
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          LOL!? Is that LAUGH OUT LOUD or something?

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            HStorm
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            It's what it normally means.

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              Guest
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              #144

              LOL= Laugh(ing) Out Loud

              ROFL= Rolling on (the) Floor Laughing

              Hope that clears everything up  🙂

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                Fidjit
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                #145

                Cool!  😉

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                  HStorm
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                  #146

                  And ROFLMAO means "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A** Off."

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                    Guest
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                    Yeah i missed that one out, thanks!

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                      MPK
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                      Treguard and Pickle dressed as Batman and Robin! (see things never say in dungeon!"

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        Batman & Robin was the very idea that began this thread:

                        eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

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                          Great minds think alike, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and so on!

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                            Skarkill
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                            Lord Fear With Edmund Blackadder as his right hand man.

                            Baldrick as The Goblin Master.

                            Lord Percy Percy as Master of The Miremen.

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              Steve Irwin introducing us to Festus feeding him from one hand and holding his baby in the other 😮 (tut tut tut)! Festus then bites of Mr Irwin's arm and the baby runs off laughing.

                              The dungeon's Stars in the eyes has Mrs G and Mildred perfoming as The Cheeky Girls.

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                                [One advisor gets so fed up of Treguard's demands to hurry up that he gives him the finger just as time out occurs]

                                Treguard: Oh for goodness sake, I'll be stuck with him like that all week. This'll teach the cheeky blighter

                                Treguard begins chopping his finger off with the sword of truth

                                Treguard: oooh, nasty!

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                                  MPK
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                                  A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;

                                  "Nice to see you, to see you..."

                                  "Nice" the audience respond!  😮

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                                    HStorm
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                                    You mean, "Knice to see you..." etc.

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                                      Drassil
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                                      Mellisandre with a hangover.

                                      Hordrissard - a gross fusion of two characters.

                                      'One requiresss a sssmall fish-based trinket-nesss inconveniently placcced in thisss level. One's calling name-nesss is Smellifact. Call it three timesss-ness.'

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                                        A dungeoneer has just plummeted to his death, and Pickle act all hyperactively, as usual, when suddenly Micheal Winner walks into the room saying;

                                        "Its all right. Its only a tv show!"

                                        Then Treguard gets up and says;

                                        "Yes, mine! So bugger off!"

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          Big Mouth Billy Bass singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" to the series 1 Gargoyle.

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