Knew Knightmare dungeon master?
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And Ed....there was something I was going to say about him, but I've forgotten it. Probably just as well.
So long as it wasn't "He's dead", you should be okay. Oh, if you said he was the best thing in *The Crystal Maze *you probably wouldn't earn you many admirers, but the tomatoes thrown at you in the street might make good soup.
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Sorry. Although I didn't mind him in the Crystal Maze (it was probably his dress sense that saved it for me...man, I'd 've liked to have worn that waistcoat and the gloves and such...not the camp attire of Richard o' Brien), he wasn't as good. As Richard o' Brien, obviously.
Anyway, I wonder what ol' cosmic handshake would make of all this debate? Probably best he didn't find out.
(If he's the next one to post....well...)
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Ooh, Someone's got claws with venom today...!
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Ouch, ooch!
But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.
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Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?
Because Ed Tudor Pole
(Ed Chewed a Pole)
Actually, that's not half bad, I have to say. The biggest joke, however, is ETP himself.
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Ouch, ooch!
But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.
I think the word "twisted" is most definitely relevant! She might indeed be one of those pioneers who decided to replace parts of her limited human self with artificial substitutes, but went a bit too far. Still, the artificial wrinkles and artificial evidence of Botox injections are pretty convincing, I have to say.
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Well, she's incapable of expressing any emotion any more, thanks to the plastic surgeon's latest gimmick. I half expect her to say "Does not compute" when she hears the reply to the questions on dull-fest quiz show "Weakest Link". I've taken to watching Alan Partridg-I mean, Richard Madely on Channel 4 now.
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Anne Robinson as repalcing Treguard?! Please, no!!!!!
It'd be like having Pat Sharp as Dungeon Master, painful!!
shudders at the thought
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And if anybody's been watching Neighbours recently (heaven help us), then the character Rocco reminds you of a more evil Dungeon Master. Some kind of Mafia brother, perhaps.
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