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Knew Knightmare dungeon master?

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    Fidjit
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    Thowing tomatoes!

    That's my cue...  ;D

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      FrightKnight
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      Sorry. Although I didn't mind him in the Crystal Maze (it was probably his dress sense that saved it for me...man, I'd 've liked to have worn that waistcoat and the gloves and such...not the camp attire of Richard o' Brien), he wasn't as good. As Richard o' Brien, obviously.

      Anyway, I wonder what ol' cosmic handshake would make of all this debate? Probably best he didn't find out.

      (If he's the next one to post....well...)

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        Fidjit
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        Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?

        Because Ed Tudor Pole

        (Ed Chewed a Pole)

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          HStorm
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          Why glass? Wouldn't the pole be made of metal?

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            Fidjit
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            It was his teeth!  ;D

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              HStorm
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              Oh. Okay then. Ha... ha... ha... Funny. Tell it to me again, Motley, do.

              I was about to suggest Anne Robinson as the new Dungeon Master, but we don't want someone with a beard that thick do we?

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                FrightKnight
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                Ooh, Someone's got claws with venom today...!

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                  Kieran
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                  I'd quite like to see Colin Baker take the Treguard role, I think he'd be quite good at it myself.

                  Perhaps Anne Robinson would be better off as Aesandre?

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                    HStorm
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                    No, Aesandre's needs to be someone with at least SOME feminine characteristics.

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                      FrightKnight
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                      Ouch, ooch!

                      But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        Yes, I have "The Weakest Link" PC version and the picture and Avatar of her proves it.

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?

                          Because Ed Tudor Pole

                          (Ed Chewed a Pole)

                          Actually, that's not half bad, I have to say. The biggest joke, however, is ETP himself.

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                            GrimaldineGrimwold
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                            Ouch, ooch!

                            But then, Anne Robinson isn't human these days. Just some twisted android.

                            I think the word "twisted" is most definitely relevant! She might indeed be one of those pioneers who decided to replace parts of her limited human self with artificial substitutes, but went a bit too far. Still, the artificial wrinkles and artificial evidence of Botox injections are pretty convincing, I have to say.

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                              FrightKnight
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                              Well, she's incapable of expressing any emotion any more, thanks to the plastic surgeon's latest gimmick. I half expect her to say "Does not compute" when she hears the reply to the questions on dull-fest quiz show "Weakest Link". I've taken to watching Alan Partridg-I mean, Richard Madely on Channel 4 now.

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                                PhoenixFlame
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                                Anne Robinson as repalcing Treguard?!  Please, no!!!!!

                                It'd be like having Pat Sharp as Dungeon Master, painful!!  

                                shudders at the thought

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                                  When i was a kid my best mates dad looked exactly like Tregard  ;D

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                                    FrightKnight
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                                    And if anybody's been watching Neighbours recently (heaven help us), then the character Rocco reminds you of a more evil Dungeon Master. Some kind of Mafia brother, perhaps.

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