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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    MoanaLiza
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    How to: be original, manage your anger, improve you're memory, not get paranoid thinking someone's looking over your shoulder whenever they enter the room you're in when you are on your computer and how to stop giving them evil looks, etc. by Moana Liza (Flower Girl)

    How to take in all the RP Forum rules and not get confused over them By Moana Liza (Flower Girl)

    Why everyone's not out to get me By Motley

    Why we all Love ETP By Grimaldine Grimwold and other Knightmare fans

    Have these ones been used: Why I love humans and small people's By the Troll*

    My guide on chatting up Atlanteans* By Lord Fear

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      Guest
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      101 reasons why you shouldn't delete your forums in a huff By Motley, a cruel title brought to you by the same people who have offended HStorm, Motley and others. Lord_Bob corporation

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        Our Top Tips For Maintaining A Diplomatic Tone When Inventing Book Titles To Tease People With, by the members of the KM forum.

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          Guest
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          Sparing a thought for the feelings of others when creating book titles By Lord 'Bastard' Bob

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            HStormH
            HStorm
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            How To Keep Your Dialogue Free Of Smutty Double-Meanings, by Lillith and Velda.

            Things I Love About Men In Beards, by Lord Fear.

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              Fidjit
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              101 reasons why you shouldn't delete your forums in a huff By Motley, a cruel title brought to you by the same people who have offended HStorm, Motley and others. Lord_Bob corporation

              EH?  ???

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                FrightKnight
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                The Hilarious Adventures of FrightKnight by FrightKnight

                Modesty Prevails by Hordriss and Lord Fear

                How Not to Look Orange by Treguard (series 3...glerk!)

                Advertising Pamphlet: Lissard's Aftershave and Mouthwash by Lissard

                Merlin's Merry Escapades with Hordriss by Merlin

                Safety first: No.1: Trapdoors by Melisandre

                How To Keep Hold Of A Spyglass and Not To Leave It Carelessly Lying Around Somewhere by Lord Fear

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                  dragon204
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                  *How to keep cool * by Bhal-Shebah

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                    Guest
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                    *PULITE SPULLING AND GRAMMA * by the Challenge! forum members

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK KEY OFF By Certain Challenge forum members

                      How Not to post about 2 dozen new threads asking the same question By certain Challenge Members

                      How not to spam forums By certain Challenge members

                      Proof I am related to Anne Robinson By Aesandre, Elita, Cedric and Lillith

                      Proof I am Elita's Father By Cedric

                      Proof I am Elita's Mother By Lillith

                      Yes I was Wolf in Gladiators By Cedric

                      Why we have some of the best dress sense By some of the early team members.

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                        Guest
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                        Reasons why flaming is pointless By Belezeebub

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                          LordF
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                          Reason why I hate Dungoneers by Lord Fear

                          Reason why I like beer by Sly Hands

                          Reason why I'll get my Irons on you by Skarkill

                          Reason why I have Tuna breath by Lissard

                          Reason why I have 2 personalitys by Bhal-Shebah

                          Reason why I'd insulted Lord Fear by Bhal-Shebah (See Series 8 Team 3)

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                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            You still haven't got the hang of this, LF.

                            You need to come up with titles for a book that the writer clearly has no idea how to write.

                            Lord Fear DOES hate dungeoneers, Sly Hands DOES love beer, Skarkill DOES put people in irons etc. Therefore they would know what to write for these things.

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                              Guest
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                              Yeah, look at the original posts and try again  😉

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                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                How To Understand The Point Of A Joke Thread, by Forum Lord Fear.

                                *How To Get A Joke, *by Forum Lord Fear.

                                (Sorry, LF. It's just... well, it's an open goal, innit?)

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Why we all hate Knightmare By fans and most of this forum's members

                                  Why we all hate Nic Lam's website and forum By the forum members (yes we all really love this website and forum, they are a couple of the best, well done )

                                  Why HStorm has the worst website By Moana Liza and other forum members

                                  My guide to fake tans - The best, the worst by Treguard

                                  When to disspell By Cliff and co. (s3)

                                  Have these ones been used? Relaxation and breathing techniques By Velda

                                  My lightning survival guide By Martin

                                  A step in the right direction By Simon and co. (s3)

                                  Why I love the lifeforce quiche By Grimaldine Grimwold

                                  (I just got a Keen Value popup for places which have the best prices for curtains, thanyou GG and Elita)

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                                    HStorm
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                                    I knew it! I knew you all hated my website.

                                    • HStorm, speaking earlier while possessed by the ghost of LF.
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                                      FrightKnight
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                                      Why comments about Treguard's tan make me roar with laughter every time by GG

                                      Saw one of the old threads and thought this wouldn't be a long book.

                                      Also:

                                      *Paranoia? Moi? My Defence Against These Slanderous Accusations *by HStorm ( )

                                      Why Pickle is Great by Elita (with help from HStorm)

                                      Why Elita is Great by Pickle

                                      How a school can keep burning for nearly three weeks and lessons can still continue by, er...

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                                        For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)

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                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          Why We're Not About To Launch A Frenzied And Embittered Knife Attack On Lord Bob, by HStorm, Motley, Moana Liza, Grimaldine Grimwold...

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