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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    MoanaLiza
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    HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK KEY OFF By Certain Challenge forum members

    How Not to post about 2 dozen new threads asking the same question By certain Challenge Members

    How not to spam forums By certain Challenge members

    Proof I am related to Anne Robinson By Aesandre, Elita, Cedric and Lillith

    Proof I am Elita's Father By Cedric

    Proof I am Elita's Mother By Lillith

    Yes I was Wolf in Gladiators By Cedric

    Why we have some of the best dress sense By some of the early team members.

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      Guest
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      Reasons why flaming is pointless By Belezeebub

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        LordF
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        Reason why I hate Dungoneers by Lord Fear

        Reason why I like beer by Sly Hands

        Reason why I'll get my Irons on you by Skarkill

        Reason why I have Tuna breath by Lissard

        Reason why I have 2 personalitys by Bhal-Shebah

        Reason why I'd insulted Lord Fear by Bhal-Shebah (See Series 8 Team 3)

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          You still haven't got the hang of this, LF.

          You need to come up with titles for a book that the writer clearly has no idea how to write.

          Lord Fear DOES hate dungeoneers, Sly Hands DOES love beer, Skarkill DOES put people in irons etc. Therefore they would know what to write for these things.

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            Guest
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            #162

            Yeah, look at the original posts and try again  😉

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #163

              How To Understand The Point Of A Joke Thread, by Forum Lord Fear.

              *How To Get A Joke, *by Forum Lord Fear.

              (Sorry, LF. It's just... well, it's an open goal, innit?)

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                MoanaLiza
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                Why we all hate Knightmare By fans and most of this forum's members

                Why we all hate Nic Lam's website and forum By the forum members (yes we all really love this website and forum, they are a couple of the best, well done )

                Why HStorm has the worst website By Moana Liza and other forum members

                My guide to fake tans - The best, the worst by Treguard

                When to disspell By Cliff and co. (s3)

                Have these ones been used? Relaxation and breathing techniques By Velda

                My lightning survival guide By Martin

                A step in the right direction By Simon and co. (s3)

                Why I love the lifeforce quiche By Grimaldine Grimwold

                (I just got a Keen Value popup for places which have the best prices for curtains, thanyou GG and Elita)

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                  HStorm
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                  I knew it! I knew you all hated my website.

                  • HStorm, speaking earlier while possessed by the ghost of LF.
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                    FrightKnight
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                    Why comments about Treguard's tan make me roar with laughter every time by GG

                    Saw one of the old threads and thought this wouldn't be a long book.

                    Also:

                    *Paranoia? Moi? My Defence Against These Slanderous Accusations *by HStorm ( )

                    Why Pickle is Great by Elita (with help from HStorm)

                    Why Elita is Great by Pickle

                    How a school can keep burning for nearly three weeks and lessons can still continue by, er...

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                      Guest
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                      #167

                      For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        Why We're Not About To Launch A Frenzied And Embittered Knife Attack On Lord Bob, by HStorm, Motley, Moana Liza, Grimaldine Grimwold...

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                          Guest
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                          My Fear of knife attacks from angered forum members By Lord_Bob

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                            Thanatos
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                            I appear to be just about the only member Lord Bob hasn't indirectly insulted. Oh well, I'm sure he'll soon do something about that.  😉

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                              Skarkill
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                              No I don't think he has indirectaly "Insulted" Me either Thanatos.

                              But like you said there's still Time.  😉

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #172

                                Surely he wouldn't dare, Skarks. Not since you took delivery of that consignment of nipple drillers.

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                                  FrightKnight
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                                  Nipple drillers?

                                  To coin an old chestnut..."Ooh, nasty!"

                                  Why reach wands don't make me want to retch by Various. Whoever he is.

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                                    Why Skarkill and Thanatos aren't worth of insulting By Lord_Bob  😉

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                                      SkarkillS
                                      Skarkill
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                                      10 Reasons Why I am Not Going To Lock Lord_Bob In A Cell With Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key: By Skarkill

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                                        LordF
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                                        Why I'm not a Feminist by Lord Fear (Every Female on the Opposition has conspiered against him)

                                        Reason why Series 8 had a S**t ending by The Scrpit Writer

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                                        • HStormH
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                                          HStorm
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                                          Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

                                          Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

                                          or

                                          The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

                                          would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.

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