Can anybody remember...
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I like the picture, and I like the fact that you are dedicated enough to build me a shrine.
I just hope for your sake that there is no ulterior motive for doing this, because if there is, you will suffer.
Well after the Lord Fear cuddly toy and knitting needle trick failed, I think the shrine is the next best thing.
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It's been a long time since I last graced you stupid Mortals with my presence (and speaking of presents, what did you all get me for Xmas?) but I have returned from my Winter break to insult and belittle you all.
I must say I am impressed by the construction of a shrine in my honour (though I must say it smells ever so slightly of sucking up to me). I must thank Mr. Aukett for keeping everything alive in my absence, but as I have returned to save the board, it will no longer be necessary.
Anyway, in parting, I wish each and every one of you pathetic specimens an absolutely miserable New Year (but one filled to the brim with Knightmare repeats), during which I will make it my mission to insult each person on this board individually.
Fear
PS: I was only kidding just there, I hope you all had a great Xmas and have a fantastic New Year)
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(and speaking of presents, what did you all get me for Xmas?)
How about a bone from Festus's collection, dearie?
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