A great Knightmare joke...
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#8:
Q: What do you call a dungeon master who protects the royal kitchen from intruders?
A: Tray guard.
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Between Emii, Debz and Ark's posts, I always seem to be laughing. Well, Ark, even though I wasn't really offended, an UNBINDING spell would be helpful. Or if you're feeling lazy, a bone for Festus would do.
Er...well, it seemed like a good idea at the time! You know, combining a large bone with an RELEASER spell to release your two sides, the best of both worlds? Unfortunately, I kind of mis-spelt the spell name, and...
slams shut a door when a couple of bones stick out, all yelling things like "Faceache" and "Dragon Droppings"
Dammit...how could I spell it RE-ELITA? Erm, could you call back? This could take a while...
enters the room armed with a BAG spell and several rolls of duct tape...
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LOL. Must think of more Elita jokes. thinking cap on
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I thought of branching out into more Sidriss jokes, but can't think of any. So if anyone can finish the line, "Sidriss is so stupid..." please fire away.
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#7:
Q: Why is it so hard to get an interview with former Knightmare contestants?
A: Because they're always sidestepping the questions.
I think this is the best of your new offerings, GD.
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What have I started here!? I go away for a couple of weeks and this thread descends into a flood of generic big-mouth jokes! Good job I'm back with a sixth joke...
Man: Doctor, Doctor, I've watched Knightmare so much I'm suffering from hallucenations.
Doctor: Ooh, nasty!
Love it  ;D
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Sidriss is so stupid that ten minutes after taking up tap dancing she fell into the sink.
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Sidriss is so stupid she bought a solar powered torch from Julius Scaramonger.
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Sidriss is so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate".
Sidriss is so stupid that when she asked what the letter after X is, and I said "Y, Sidriss", she said "because I want to know".
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I'll try and think of a few more. But I'm sure you lot can do far better.
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Elita's mouth is so big Tim Child put partitions in it and turned it into dressing rooms for the rest of the cast.
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Elita's mouth is so big when she sleeps with her mouth open shes catches planes, not flies.
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Elita's mouth is so big it survived a duel with Hordriss's ego.
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Elita's mouth is so big it was when she went on holiday to Bermuda that ships there started mysteriously disappearing.
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