Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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It is oddly flattering to be satirised in this way.
The only thing that concerns me is that readers who do not get the references (many of which derive from the subjects' behaviour in online areas outside this Forum) may see 'cliqueness' where there is none. I would like to apologise to anyone who feels like this, and to point out that personal opinion is the nature of satire. I'm sure that anyone who asks for an explanation of any of the remarks will be offered one, privately or otherwise.
I hope there are more of these to come.
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HStorm (yes, again!): "Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't want to get hen-pecked by Majida. Only joking, Majida...sigh (Hides behind the sofa)"
GG: "To run away from festus, of course, dearie. It was his tea, you see."
Games_Master: "I've got no idea about any hidden meanings within this topic, so I'll just reel off a load of chicken puns and cram them all into one sentence, ok? Ahem...because he was egged on by his hen-pecked friends who told him he was chicken and that was no yolk."
Hang on a minute...that last one sounds familiar...
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As you wish....
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Velda: 'Hey, I know this one! To get disappears from the Forum for a few months to disappears from the Forum for a few months the disappears from the Forum for a few months other...'
Timonthy: Sees the chicken looking at Snowwie and throws knives at it.
Lol I suppose if that's the best I;m going to get...
Maybe not...
Emii: 'snerk Look at the ickle chicken, crossing the road. Tis coolies... GAH! slaps forehead it got run over. Stupid chicken. Wait... that means I be having sweet and sour chicken for dinner. YAAAAAAY!'
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Datsund: "Chicken? =O =O =O
I know! Let's talk about....
Knightmare!"
Aranel: "It was heading to the theatre to watch Starlight Express, hun!"
Matt Richings: "It was heading for the other side where it was going to... er... find... things..."
HStorm: "It crossed the road cos Kiriyama was walking with it, and it wanted to get away from his bad breath. HIDES BEHIND THE SOFA BEFORE EMII CAN START THROWING FURNITURE."
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Brilliant!
Adam Battersby:
"cross teh road
or
i
will
eat
the
chicken
lol lol lol
lol."
BillyH: "It was going to a bootsale."
Pooka: "Because my tyre swing was on the other side!"
Alex: "Well, remembering Series 4 Team 4's demise the chicken made sure he sidestepped right throughout, yet making sure he stayed on the path as so not to die the same way Series 3 Team 1 did."
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BoyardQueen: "It was defecting from the poverty of the Knightmare side of the road as it rightly jusdged the *Fort Boyard *side of the road was much the superior."
JamesP: "I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid I've already made it clear that neither I nor any of my colleagues will be able to answer any more of your questions about the chicken in future, after you ignored repeated warnings about posting in capitals and your general rudeness."
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Sincie I have already been Satired in my Goblin Master character I thought I'd try and come up with one for one of my Roleplay characters.
(If thats all right with HStorm. I cna dealte this post if its to of topic.)
Tom Troughton: I have no Idear why The Chicken would want to cross the road. I did offer to Teleport it across but it just ran strait across to the other side when I sujested it.
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Edward Deal: "Ah, before you cross, Chicken, you might want to try my lovely new automated road-rolling machine. Why bother with crossing roads, when you get the road to move underneath you? Save your tired talons all that exertion today, by clamping this to the kerb and using it to drag the road out of your way! Freshly imported from Japan only this morning, just £179,999, 999 and 99p, tax deductible."
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