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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    Billy
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    Brilliant!

    Adam Battersby:

    "cross teh road

    or

    i

    will

    eat

    the

    chicken

    lol lol lol

    lol."

    BillyH: "It was going to a bootsale."

    Pooka: "Because my tyre swing was on the other side!"

    Alex: "Well, remembering Series 4 Team 4's demise the chicken made sure he sidestepped right throughout, yet making sure he stayed on the path as so not to die the same way Series 3 Team 1 did."

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      Emii
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      #20

      I like all of mine

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        HStorm
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        #21

        Damn! Gotta make 'em more annoying!  😠

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          Emii
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          #22

          HStorm: "I find that offensive!!!"

          (Lol not meant to be offensive. Private joke )

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          • HStormH
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            HStorm
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            #23

            Anna:  "CHASES AFTER THE CHICKEN AND CRASHES INTO A WALL"

            HStorm:  "CRUNCH bites the chicken's balls off!"

            Emii:  "FLICKS GIANT BOGEY IN THE CHICKEN'S EYE."

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              Malefact
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              #24

              HStorm: SMUT!

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                Malefact
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                #25

                Can't think why I didn't think of that one before.

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #26

                  BoyardQueen:  "It was defecting from the poverty of the Knightmare side of the road as it rightly jusdged the *Fort Boyard *side of the road was much the superior."

                  JamesP:  "I'm terribly sorry but I'm afraid I've already made it clear that neither I nor any of my colleagues will be able to answer any more of your questions about the chicken in future, after you ignored repeated warnings about posting in capitals and your general rudeness."

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                  • SkarkillS
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                    Skarkill
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                    Sincie I have already been Satired in my Goblin Master character I thought I'd try and come up with one for one of my Roleplay characters.

                    (If thats all right with HStorm. I cna dealte this post if its to of topic.)

                    Tom Troughton: I have no Idear why The Chicken would want to cross the road. I did offer to Teleport it across but it just ran strait across to the other side when I sujested it.

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                      HStorm
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                      #28

                      (Why should anyone mind, Skarks? Half the people I've taunted are on the Challenge forum and not here! At least the roleplay forum is a KM-only site.)

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                        Skarkill
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                        #29

                        Just thought I'd cheek to be sure.  😉

                        Can anyone think of one For Edward Deal?

                        I have tried but come up blank.

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          Edward Deal:  "Ah, before you cross, Chicken, you might want to try my lovely new automated road-rolling machine. Why bother with crossing roads, when you get the road to move underneath you? Save your tired talons all that exertion today, by clamping this to the kerb and using it to drag the road out of your way! Freshly imported from Japan only this morning, just £179,999, 999 and 99p, tax deductible."

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                          • SkarkillS
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                            Skarkill
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                            #31

                            Hahahahahahaha

                            Thats Ed Deal alright.

                            Got him down to a T HStorm.

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
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                              Frightknight: To get away from Snowwiewolf and all her crazy magic. And I'm going to join it befor she casts another Rust spell on Me.

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                                Elita
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                                Well, if we're making RP-related posts...

                                Ursula: picking chicken feathers out of her teeth Errr... that wasn't YOUR chicken was it?

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                                  Emii
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                                  cracks up That one was hilarious, chicken!

                                  Oops. Forgot 'chicken' is an affectionate term in Nottingham. LOL!

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                                    Malefact
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                                    knightmaredave: well i think the chicken crosed the road to get to teh other side maybe it was bored well that cheered me up for the day!!

                                    Pooka: because it was feeling under-appreciated.

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      Snowwiewolf: Myth will know but she's having a break for a long time... She said something about retiring, but I think it was to get to the other side.   hugs

                                      Myth appears and breathes blue fire at Mally and freezes him

                                      aww, you remember  🙂

                                      hmm.. cant think of anything for Km chqarcters...

                                      Nikki Pandemonium: Ruff chiken ruffy vouu vuffy goes to burry chicken bones

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                                        Fidjit
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                                        Tails: Hey chicken, My CHICKEN!

                                        Motley: Oi Tails get back 'ere now!

                                        Tails: My chicken!

                                        Goes and gets chicken bones from Nikki

                                        Tails: My CHICKEN!!!

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          Emii:  "Chases the chicken with the spatula of DOOM!"

                                          Stiletta:  "Go no further, chicken, or we stick a blade in you."

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