Things WE would never say...

Emii

HStorm: Hey look! I have a great new idea for a thread!

LOL just kidding

HStorm

Very good...

Hits Emii over the head with the ping-pong ball of DOOOOOM!

Emii

*Brandishes Emii-arse of DOOOOOOOOOM [(c) Weirdo Rob], before reverting to the trusty Spatula of DOOOOOOOOOM [(c) Bob]

HStorm

Surrenders immediately

And on that note...

HStorm: "Do your worst! You'll never break MY spirit!"

Drassil

Redirecting the Chicken jokes at the fans has given me an idea for another new spin on old thread. Let's have some examples of things you just wouldn't catch Knightmare fans saying.

With all due respect, this doesn't appear to be a new idea at all...

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1074156091

HStorm

True, Drass, but that thread was entirely self-referential. You're only meant to put what YOU specifically wouldn't say. Here you're supposed to suggest ideas for everyone on the forums.

Fidjit

Emii: "Glenn that is against the rules. Keep at it!"

Snowwie: "Let's discuss politics..."

Skarkill: "I'll clap me irons on yer... HEHEHEHEHEHE!" (No LOVELY)

Illusion: "No that wasn't right..."

Kieran

Pooka: 'I will destroy the Knightmare community'

Adam: 'Free tapes for all!'

BVA: 'Dr Who: Best. Show. Ever.'

Kieran: 'Peter Andre rocks!'

Motley: 'I love Kully/Emii and I want to have her babies'

Emii

ignores Kieran for the rest of his life, regardless of how untrue the post was meant to be

Kieran

Emii: 'I will never ignore Kieran'

Now in relation to the last post that is now true

HStorm

Glenn: "Your secret's safe with me."

Velda

scratching head Um, sorry for the Jade Goody shudder moment I'm having here, but is the one about me referring to the fact that I haven't been here that often lately (I'm getting consumed by the role-playing forum) or that I don't enter into big discussions much? Or something else? Lol, I'm just wondering which one it's about 'cause I need to know...

HStorm

Lol. Hugs Velda reassuringly It's kind of a follow-up to the one about you on the Chicken joke thread. Just teasing you about the way you manage to go for weeks on end without doing a post!

FrightKnight

Skarkill: Hello knewbie. I'm Skarkill. I don't actually like the character. So don't expect any impressions from me, Ok?

Motley: Sonic was really awful, and what was the name of his stupid sidekick? Heads?

BVA: Dr Who was the best thing ever.

MoanaLiza

Snowwie to Frightnight: Here's some oil and an anti-rust spell

GG: Fidget and Casper the Key were the best all time Knightmare characters and of course were my favourites

GrimaldineGrimwold

ML: If you come to East Anglia, make sure you don't stop before you get to Norwich. There's obviously nothing else to see.

Elita: I love you all, my gorgeous little pieces of fluffiness. Here, have some lego curtains!

Velda

Lol...I wondered if that's what it was. I'll try and post more regularly from now on ;D

BVA: "The new series of KM will be a return to ChromaKey, real actors and dungeoneers, the way everyone loves it"

HStorm

Heh heh, no need. Remember, these gags are rarely criticisms, just satire.

FrightKnight

Elita: Windows ME, is there anything you can't do? You just run so seamlessly...

FrightKnight: Ah-mee-gah? Omega? What's one of those?

Visage: I really dig that new tune by 50 Cent.

HStorm

Any fan looking at Mildread: "Wow! Get a load of that crackin' bit o' tail!"

Any fan listening to Fidjit: "That guy is so interesting."

Any fan listening to Motley: "Hee hee hee!"

Any fan listening to Treguard: "I hate conventional people."

Pooka: "You overestimate me."

HStorm: "That Majida's such a mong."

Drassil: "Man, I hate fanfics that try to cross over two separate TV series. Shouldn't be allowed."

Snowwiewolf: "I think it's important that I don't try to hijack this thread with pointless displays of cartoon magical violence... it's very undignified behaviour."

Emii: "Y'know I've stopped and thought about it and I've realised that Kully's really dull. So in my next fic I'll get rid of her and replace her with someone sexy and exciting like Fatilla the Hun."

HStorm: "Bring back Blake's 7? Are you mad? Do you know how much washing up liquid bottles cost these days?!" (Spot the paraphrasiology from *Dead Ringers *if you can.)