Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Glenn Toogood: "TC's just sent me an e-mail telling me that he's going to send me the chicken tomorrow to help me work on my new project."
Glenn Toogood: "TC's just sent me an e-mail telling me that he's going to send me the chicken today to help me work on my new project."
Glenn Toogood: "TC's just sent me an e-mail telling me that he's going to send me the chicken in a few minutes to help me work on my new project."
Glenn Toogood: "TC's just sent me an e-mail telling me that he's posted the chicken to me to help me work on my new project."
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Moana Liza: Because it was the A14 and so it wanted to cross it to get to Ipswich to see all the interesting places such as... erm... -runs-
GG: To get to the other side! (Since I always rely on my same tired old jokes, it would be fitting.)
Elita: Fing chicken! Stupid tish thing to be crossing the bloody road anyway. Aaaaaargh- F***ing Microsoft probably...
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That Woman At CITV Who Axed Knightmare: "I must admit I don't know exactly why. But whatever it was that went wrong while it was crossing, I just know it'll be because there's no audience for these sorts of jokes anymore... they're all too interested in crossing motorways instead of ordinary roads these days... so I think we should get rid of it."
MPK: "I sent it across the road in another of my fiendishly clever plans to antagonise and distress HStorm!!!!"
PhoenixFlame: "I dunno how to approach this one really... I-I've not got much experience with chickens..."
Emii: "To get to the other side of course! I mean, HONESTLY... What kind of question's that? Silly man!"
AND NOW... IT'S THE FAMOUS RECURSIVE CHICKEN JOKE.
HStorm: "To get to the other... wait a second! Did you just say 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Slaps forehead Of course that'll make another fabulous chicken joke!!!"
Lordfearisafox: "Cos Mark Knight was on the other side, and that chicken knows a bit of a'right when she sees it, don't she?! Phwooaarrr!!"
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Thrifty_squirrels [anyone remember this jerk?]: "To"
Thrifty_squirrels: "get"
Thrifty_squirrels: "to"
Thrifty_squirrels: "the"
Thrifty_squirrels: "other"
Thrifty_squirrels: "side."
Thrifty_squirrels: "I'd say it all in one go, but I have to find some way to boost my post count, don't I?"
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I have heard in legend of this squirrel who was thrifty. Their kind is abundant on Internet fora worldwide.
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Yes, it was pretty nasty for a while there. At least his friend the scabby pigeon remained quiet.
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I think you can find a few examples of old thrifty-bits' punchy wit and sparkling intellect on page 37 or 38 of the General board.
I recommend you take a sewing kit with you though! You may need to repair the splits that will inevitably form in your sides as you read his devastatingly funny one-liners.
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I'm discovering odd members deep in the archives...
Zall: Because he was bored of Knightmare and didn't want to see it come back.
James_Aukett: Because he couldn't log in to the Knightmare Discussion forum so moved in mysterious ways instead.
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Illusion: "I dismissed it for referring to me as Nic Lam instead of 'Illusion'. It only confuses people when the chicken refuses to use my username."
Neil Jones: "No chickens were harmed in the making of this page." NOTE: This is a genuine quotation!
Thrifty_squirrels' stuff is on page 36, by the way, not 37 or 38.
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James_Aukett is still a member, but under other names. I get the feeling Zall might have also been him, but not sure!!!
I think Zall was actually someone Malefact knows.
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