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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Thrifty_squirrels [anyone remember this jerk?]:  "To"

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "get"

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "to"

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "the"

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "other"

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "side."

    Thrifty_squirrels:  "I'd say it all in one go, but I have to find some way to boost my post count, don't I?"

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      Emii
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      Ye Olde Thriftee One was before your time, was it not, HS? Lol either way well played!

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #62

        Before I became a member, yeah, but I still kept an eye on the forums most of the time.

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          FrightKnight
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          I have heard in legend of this squirrel who was thrifty. Their kind is abundant on Internet fora worldwide.

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            This Thrifty_squirrels  sounds like a right wazzac.

            Glad I never met him on the forum.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Yes, it was pretty nasty for a while there. At least his friend the scabby pigeon remained quiet.

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                I think you can find a few examples of old thrifty-bits' punchy wit and sparkling intellect on page 37 or 38 of the General board.

                I recommend you take a sewing kit with you though! You may need to repair the splits that will inevitably form in your sides as you read his devastatingly funny one-liners.

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                  FrightKnight
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                  #67

                  I'm discovering odd members deep in the archives...

                  Zall: Because he was bored of Knightmare and didn't want to see it come back.

                  James_Aukett: Because he couldn't log in to the Knightmare Discussion forum so moved in mysterious ways instead.

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    Illusion:  "I dismissed it for referring to me as Nic Lam instead of 'Illusion'. It only confuses people when the chicken refuses to use my username."

                    Neil Jones:  "No chickens were harmed in the making of this page."  NOTE: This is a genuine quotation!

                    Thrifty_squirrels' stuff is on page 36, by the way, not 37 or 38.

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                      Emii
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                      James_Aukett is still a member, but under other names. I get the feeling Zall might have also been him, but not sure!!!

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        If I remember right, which I unfailingly DON'T, James Aukett now goes by the handle of Zagor. Hasn't been seen much recently though.

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          James_Aukett is still a member, but under other names. I get the feeling Zall might have also been him, but not sure!!!

                          I think Zall was actually someone Malefact knows.

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                            FrightKnight
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                            At least according to page 37...

                            The place looked a lot more murky and strange in those days. Only the familiar names of today back then brought sense (or at least our definition of 'sense', put it that way ) to a weird time.

                            Knice and cosy these days, to be honest.

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                              Emii
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                              I think you're right, but yes Zagor is very much Mr Aukett!

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                                Fidjit
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                                James Aukett is ZAGOR, yes...

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                                  Emii
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                                  Has everyone finished being confirmative? Anyone else want to make sure he knows who Zagor is?

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    I dunno? Why?

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      #77

                                      I think I can confirm with a fair degree of affirmative confirmation that it is now confirmed that James Aukett's username has been confirmatively confirmed. Would someone like to confirm that?

                                      Or

                                      can

                                      we

                                      move

                                      on,

                                      Glenn?

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                                        Kieran
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                                        #78

                                        James will be SO happy with this attention.....And yes I can confirm the confirmation of Zagor being James Auketts confirmed user name!

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                                          FrightKnight
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                                          #79

                                          Actually, I can't confirm it.

                                          But James Aukett would be so happy to be mentioned so often on this page. Or Zagor, or HStorm, or whoever he is...

                                          Wish I'd never imitated him.  😄

                                          FrightKnight: To look at the archive of Chicken jokes and mention old members, keping alive long gone debates. incidentally, was that final life force animation supposed to be a pie...?

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