Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Actually, I can't confirm it.
But James Aukett would be so happy to be mentioned so often on this page. Or Zagor, or HStorm, or whoever he is...
Wish I'd never imitated him.
FrightKnight: To look at the archive of Chicken jokes and mention old members, keping alive long gone debates. incidentally, was that final life force animation supposed to be a pie...?
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It's ok. After all, it was soon after this time last year that I watched him win a good amount of £ on Channel 5's 'Brainteaser', and never stopped pestering him about it during the whole RPG time. The man is a legend - but I still maintain he was lucky: he got two 'ing' words, and while I'd never have got to the final; I'd have won the money, given the impossible chance Cheers to you, James. See you soon.
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Adam Battersby: "Lol. Cross the road? Lol. You mean, like, walking? Lol. Moving your muscles? Lol. You won't catch me doin' that! LOLOLOLOL!"
HStorm: "It ran away from me because I was so angry with it for calling me 'Sir'. I HATE being called 'Sir'!"
Alex Smith: "Well, I can tell you that in the first two seasons, the chicken only crossed the road twice. In the third season, however, it seemed to become a given that it would cross the road every time, making a total of 13 occasions. Yes, THIRTEEN! In the fourth season..."
Emii: "Because it was snowing on the other side, and it wasn't snowing on this one. SNOW, DAMMIT! I want sno-o-o-ow!"
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Roars with laughter. Of course, why didn't I think of that one?!
Kieran O'Brien: "It was in a rush to get the new Paul Simon album!"
Ringmaster Rob: "To attend the filming of the KMRPG... which I'm not allowed to go to... " (Sorry, Rob!)
Ali Everett: "Cos it was a big prat."
Joe Grocott-James: "I think that the chicken should get a move on. It said it was going to reach the other side by now, and yet there it is, still dragging its talons in the middle of the road. I mean come on, chicken! Show some responsibility! COME ON, HURRY IT UP!!!"
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Moana: It stood on a plug in it's brother's room "Ouch, ow, yeow" on Friday, still has a bruise on it's foot right now, and so therefore has been taking a while as it's been limping across.
GG: It went looking for bones deary Chicken runs as fast as possible
HStorm: to join me behind the sofa again
HStorm: to finish looking for Majida
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