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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    James_Aukett is still a member, but under other names. I get the feeling Zall might have also been him, but not sure!!!

    I think Zall was actually someone Malefact knows.

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      FrightKnight
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      At least according to page 37...

      The place looked a lot more murky and strange in those days. Only the familiar names of today back then brought sense (or at least our definition of 'sense', put it that way ) to a weird time.

      Knice and cosy these days, to be honest.

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        Emii
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        I think you're right, but yes Zagor is very much Mr Aukett!

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          Fidjit
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          James Aukett is ZAGOR, yes...

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            Emii
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            Has everyone finished being confirmative? Anyone else want to make sure he knows who Zagor is?

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              Fidjit
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              I dunno? Why?

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                HStorm
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                I think I can confirm with a fair degree of affirmative confirmation that it is now confirmed that James Aukett's username has been confirmatively confirmed. Would someone like to confirm that?

                Or

                can

                we

                move

                on,

                Glenn?

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                  Kieran
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                  James will be SO happy with this attention.....And yes I can confirm the confirmation of Zagor being James Auketts confirmed user name!

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                    FrightKnight
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                    Actually, I can't confirm it.

                    But James Aukett would be so happy to be mentioned so often on this page. Or Zagor, or HStorm, or whoever he is...

                    Wish I'd never imitated him.  😄

                    FrightKnight: To look at the archive of Chicken jokes and mention old members, keping alive long gone debates. incidentally, was that final life force animation supposed to be a pie...?

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                      KaM
                      Senior staff
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                      It's ok. After all, it was soon after this time last year that I watched him win a good amount of £ on Channel 5's 'Brainteaser', and never stopped pestering him about it during the whole RPG time. The man is a legend - but I still maintain he was lucky: he got two 'ing' words, and while I'd never have got to the final; I'd have won the money, given the impossible chance Cheers to you, James. See you soon.

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                        Malefact
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                        I think Zall was actually someone Malefact knows.

                        Yup - he's one of my flatmates who poked his head around the corner for a bit after hearing me go on about Km.

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                          Billy
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                          Anyone remember when James Aukett's name was 'Lord Fear', though? He changed it when another Lord Fear joined the forum.

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                            Kieran
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                            Yes, I remember that Billy.  Technically the other guy should have changed his name, but hey, we're talking about 2 years ago here!

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                              HStorm
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                              Adam Battersby:  "Lol. Cross the road? Lol. You mean, like, walking? Lol. Moving your muscles? Lol. You won't catch me doin' that! LOLOLOLOL!"

                              HStorm:  "It ran away from me because I was so angry with it for calling me 'Sir'. I HATE being called 'Sir'!"

                              Alex Smith:  "Well, I can tell you that in the first two seasons, the chicken only crossed the road twice. In the third season, however, it seemed to become a given that it would cross the road every time, making a total of 13 occasions. Yes, THIRTEEN! In the fourth season..."

                              Emii:  "Because it was snowing on the other side, and it wasn't snowing on this one. SNOW, DAMMIT! I want sno-o-o-ow!"

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                                Kieran
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                                Alex Smith: 'The chicken crossed the road to meetup with Merlin.  This is of course a complete lie.'

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                                  HStorm
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                                  Roars with laughter. Of course, why didn't I think of that one?!  

                                  Kieran O'Brien: "It was in a rush to get the new Paul Simon album!"

                                  Ringmaster Rob: "To attend the filming of the KMRPG... which I'm not allowed to go to... " (Sorry, Rob!)

                                  Ali Everett: "Cos it was a big prat."

                                  Joe Grocott-James: "I think that the chicken should get a move on. It said it was going to reach the other side by now, and yet there it is, still dragging its talons in the middle of the road. I mean come on, chicken! Show some responsibility! COME ON, HURRY IT UP!!!"

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                                    LordF
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                                    Lord Fear: It crossed the road because it didn't want to get roasted by a couple of Fire Balls.

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                                      Guest
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                                      HStorm: So I could mock it because it couldn't attend the RPG

                                      Lord_Bob: So I could direct it to Ringmasterrob

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Moana: It stood on a plug in it's brother's room "Ouch, ow, yeow" on Friday, still has a bruise on it's foot right now, and so therefore has been taking a while as it's been limping across.

                                        GG: It went looking for bones deary Chicken runs as fast as possible

                                        HStorm: to join me behind the sofa again

                                        HStorm: to finish looking for Majida

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                                          Rikuki
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                                          Kessa: Because it couldn't be arsed to stay. Meh.

                                          Woo! I got mentioned, and it was before I even joined the forums! Thanks, Mal. 🙂

                                          Rikuki / Kessa : "Fair chicken noodles to ye!"

                                          r.k. x

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