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Have I Got Knightmare For You?

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    HeathclifftheBard
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    Treguard of course.

    It's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-le/it's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-ale/it's a miracle/it's a mir-ac-ale/'cause dreams/are/made of emotions...

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      MoanaLiza
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      would Tim Child count? Is it just strictly characters? If not then I'd most probably go with Barry then.

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        Purgatory
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        lol, Hands

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          HStorm
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          Yes, I think Cedric's Da Man for the job. He has plenty of experience as a question master and it goes without saying that he has exactly the right kind of attitude,

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            LordF
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            Someone should do a Fan Fic on this.

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              Kieran
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              Or perhaps a film a spoof? Is a possibility.

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                HStorm
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                I suggested that to you weeks ago, Kieran, and you didn't seem very interested.

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                  Kieran
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                  Right...well...Thank you for reminding me about that....

                  It certainly won't be any time soon, plenty of fun to be had, however.

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                    Emii
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                    There may be a reason why he wasn't interested, Martin.

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                      Emii
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                      Next year the team will probably have a go at it - we'll all have great fun! I reckon Lord fear would be amusing in the panel, personally! As for an RPG version - Kieran's Treguard as host, Frégo as a team captain, Kully on the opposite side...any more?

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                        Kieran
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                        Ohhh I like the idea indeed. Yes the RPG 7 team will no doubt work on this, sounds like it has potential, oh what fun the group will have!

                        Host: Treguard

                        Head 1: Kully ~ Reads up on Daily Elvern News

                        Team mate: Robin, perhaps, they get on well with eachother

                        Head 2: Frégo ~ Rarely pays attention to a word that is said.

                        Team mate: Jeremy Gaylords! ~ Frégo's worst enemy.

                        Maybe Merlin can be the producer?

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                          Emii
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                          cracks up That would be hilarious! Or more teams:

                          Gabriel and Ingard on one side - imagine those two! And on the other, Wraith and the Automaton!

                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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                            Kieran
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                            Wraith/Automatum equates to Paul Merton and the Tub of Lard......Oh yes! I see this working well!

                            "This week, to my right, I have Lucifer with a bottle of milk, as Ruke was unable to make it."

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                              Emii
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                              falls off chair laughing

                              "Automaton...have you been downloading porn again?"

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                                LordF
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                                One time you could have on of the team heads could be the host because Paul Merton did that.

                                We should do one of these for, They think it's all over, It is now.

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                                  Kieran
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                                  One time you could have on of the team heads could be the host because Paul Merton did that.

                                  We should do one of these for, They think it's all over, It is now.

                                  Euch! I ain't touching that show!

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                                    Emii
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                                    Yeah, plus the only sport in KM is probably 'Dungeoneer Hunting'.

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                                      LordF
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                                      Here's what I thought might be good for the Knightmare version of Have I Got News for you.

                                      Host: Someone Random.

                                      Team 1: Treguard (Regular) + Someone Random.

                                      Team 2: Lord Fear (Regular) + Someone Random.

                                      The Host and second member for each team changes each episode while the Regulars stay each episode.

                                      Could you Imagine LF and Greystagg on the same team or Treguard and Lillith?

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Yeah disaster ! That, I believe would be as bad as Lord Fear and Lissard or even Lissard/Marta on the same team. Anyway Kieran, if Merlin was the producer, the'd never get the show done on time !

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                                          HStorm
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                                          Very true. I can see Merlin as host though. I mean, if Boris Johnson can host the show anyone can.

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