Have I Got Knightmare For You?
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Ohhh I like the idea indeed. Yes the RPG 7 team will no doubt work on this, sounds like it has potential, oh what fun the group will have!
Host: Treguard
Head 1: Kully ~ Reads up on Daily Elvern News
Team mate: Robin, perhaps, they get on well with eachother
Head 2: Frégo ~ Rarely pays attention to a word that is said.
Team mate: Jeremy Gaylords! ~ Frégo's worst enemy.
Maybe Merlin can be the producer?
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Here's what I thought might be good for the Knightmare version of Have I Got News for you.
Host: Someone Random.
Team 1: Treguard (Regular) + Someone Random.
Team 2: Lord Fear (Regular) + Someone Random.
The Host and second member for each team changes each episode while the Regulars stay each episode.
Could you Imagine LF and Greystagg on the same team or Treguard and Lillith?
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I can see Brother Mace doing well as host - he had some good one-liners ("I sit here in my lonely cell, and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale.").
If the next RPG team does this, add in some games from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Historical Headlines (suggesting how certain newspapers might report events from Knightmare, e.g. the Guardian corrections and clarifications: yesterday's headline, "Lord Fear sends drag queen to castle" should have read "Lord Fear sends dragon in parcel", or the Daily Mail: "Trolls cause destruction - no Britons hurt"), Stars in their Ears (singing well-known songs in the style of Knightmare characters), Salesmen of the Century (two people improvise roles as Knightmare characters while two others implausibly try to sell them things) etc.
Also, if any of you can do decent (or half-decent) impressions of any Knightmare characters or Dead Ringers favourites, I've written some Dead Ringers-inspired skethces and prank call ideas (e.g. William Hague ringing Tim Child to ask him to confirm or deny a rumour that a new series of Knightmare is forthcoming in the hope that there might be a part for him, ideally some sort of cross between Lord Fear and Sylvester Hands [thinking he could be very good as a balding, scheming crook who leads the Oposition and plots to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years]) that you may wish to look at for a few seconds before rejecting out of hand . Pooka can vouch for their quality or lack thereof.
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