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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Fidjit
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    Motley's guide to baking pies!

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      TheBrollachan
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      Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:

      Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen

      How to be modest by Hordriss

      The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)

      Playing by the rules by Lord Fear

      Magic for beginners by Sidriss

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        HStorm
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        Advanced Netiquette For Making A Big Hit When You Join A New Forum, by Lord-Fear/Melly/Homophobic-Cowardy-Custard-Person.

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          FrightKnight
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          Still touching that nerve. Never mind, he's gone now.

          There's only 2 lord Fears!

          My time on University Challenge by The Brochollan (the KM character, not the forum member!)

          My extensive collection of wardrobe garments, full of variety by, well, quite a lot of them actually. Surely Scaramonger and Treguard could afford to change clothes more than once every 2 years?

          Tap-dancing skills by Oakley

          Of course I can still see my feet! by Brother Mace

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            TheBrollachan
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            Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).

            Staying in the troll pens by the Brollachen

            (I suspect someone wishes that I did what the book said, however then it wouldn't be a short book.)

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              Wolfshead
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              How to live a happy life by the Gargoyle

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                HStorm
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                The Art Of Self-Consistent Script-Writing, by Tim Child.

                Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

                Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Resorting To Inappropriately Derivative Script-Writing, by Adam Battersby.

                Remembering Faces, by Grimaldine.

                Recognising The Right Time And Place For Gloating, by Lord Fear.

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                  Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

                  ah right! ah right! 😕

                  Sheesh, it was either that or we didn't finish... (Last shots filmed at 4ish AM on the LAST day we had the equipment and most had to return home.... Remember?!?)

                  I never asked to direct the thing anyway! It just kinda ........ happened... Presumably because no-one had the heart to tell me to sod-off or similar...

                  Also by Snowcat :- Half complete projects I've 'helped' with...

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                    HStorm
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                    Tips For Taking A Joke Without Losing Your Temper, by Snowcat.

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                      Snowcat
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                      *Light colours other than RED! * : The RPG film Crew

                      Tips on how to improve perfectly good film-work by Adam Battersby

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                        How not to turn a thread off topic and start changing each other into different things By various members of this forum

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                          zzt
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                          Declaratory, Exclamatory, and Imperative Sentences: What They Are And How To Use Them by Pendragon

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                            Wolfshead
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                            Staying sober by Brother Mace

                            How to defeat Goblins by McGrew

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                              KFan
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                              "How to remain calm during a quest - By Majida"

                              "How to make a bad TV show - By Tim Child"

                              "How to wear fashionable clothes - By Elita"

                              "How to produce high-quality dungeon scenes - 1991 special"

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                                Billy
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                                "How to correctly dispell SHROUD" by Series 2 Team 7's Mark.

                                Another book by the same author:

                                "An easy way of telling the difference between SHOVEL and SPADE".

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                                  TheBrollachan
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                                  How to get cut up in the corridor of spears by Barry's team (Series 7)

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                                    Wolfshead
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                                    Being polite to wizards by Gundrada.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Learn to swim in 10 easy steps: The Miremen

                                      20 reasons why I should NOT be waiting in the dark: Beveryafraid

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                                        Some Books written after the VR Pilot came out;

                                        Why we just love that new dwarf tunnel music By, Well pretty much the whole forum.

                                        Moving without instruction By Arthur The Dungeoneer

                                        These Hands: Why picking things up with your hands is essential to succeed in the modern dungeon By Arthur The Dungeoneer

                                        Guessing the letters that are actually on the puzzle By Arthur The Dungeoneer

                                        Dungeoneers I love By Beveryafraid

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                                          LordDread
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                                          The art of conversation by The Boatman

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