The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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Call me Moley by Motley
- Come to think of it, call me Fight Knright* by FrightKnight
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Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack
Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.
Oi. Damn cheek!
Hmmmm. The Revellers, I quite like that.
Why using the word passe (I'm aware that I cannot be bothered with the acute accent on it) makes you sound like a Toff by Visage
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The Hordriss Guide To Taking A Joke.
The Motley Guide To Telling A Joke.
The Sylvester Hands Guide To Understanding A Joke.
The Mogdred Guide To Spotting A Joke When It Walks Up And Punches You In The Gob.
The Sidriss Guide To Not Being The Butt Of A Joke.
A Treatise On The Importance Of A Professional Developing His Own Material, by Motley.
A Guide To Spelling Fellow Posters' Names Correctly, by Snowwiewolf.
A Guide To Taking Stick As Well As You Dish It Out, by Elita.
Walking Tall, by Pixel.
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Applogies if these books have already appeared, but here are some more:
Encyclopedia of Knowledge by the Brollachen
How to be modest by Hordriss
The Knightmare book of rules by Treguard (well lets face it Majida suggested in S7, E6 that he made them up)
Playing by the rules by Lord Fear
Magic for beginners by Sidriss
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Still touching that nerve. Never mind, he's gone now.
There's only 2 lord Fears!
My time on University Challenge by The Brochollan (the KM character, not the forum member!)
My extensive collection of wardrobe garments, full of variety by, well, quite a lot of them actually. Surely Scaramonger and Treguard could afford to change clothes more than once every 2 years?
Tap-dancing skills by Oakley
Of course I can still see my feet! by Brother Mace
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Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).
Staying in the troll pens by the Brollachen
(I suspect someone wishes that I did what the book said, however then it wouldn't be a short book.)
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The Art Of Self-Consistent Script-Writing, by Tim Child.
Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.
Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Resorting To Inappropriately Derivative Script-Writing, by Adam Battersby.
Remembering Faces, by Grimaldine.
Recognising The Right Time And Place For Gloating, by Lord Fear.
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Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.
ah right! ah right!
![😕](https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f615.png?v=d0be30d29f0 ":-\")
Sheesh, it was either that or we didn't finish... (Last shots filmed at 4ish AM on the LAST day we had the equipment and most had to return home.... Remember?!?)
I never asked to direct the thing anyway! It just kinda ........ happened... Presumably because no-one had the heart to tell me to sod-off or similar...
Also by Snowcat :- Half complete projects I've 'helped' with...
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