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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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    MPK
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    The Goblins accept Julie's present of the gemstone, and touched by her kindness and generosity, decide to show her the way to level 3!

    Simon accedentally sidestepped to the right, but before he could correct his mistake the advisors stop him and carefully negotiate him around the chamber. They set Simon up for the doorway when, just as he was about to go through, he is hit by one of the blocks!

    We then see Simon knocked down to the floor in super-slow-motion, 'a la Rocky II-esque!

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      Pickle123
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      simon sidesteps to the left but due to lazy cromakey guys we just see him levitate for a while, turn around and walk off...dead

      lol @ "roll stock footage"

      ahhhh team this is the eye shield, powerfully cheesy, and like all cheese can be fast, although the problem is IT STINKS

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        Wolf from Gladiators becomes Lord Fears new second in command!

        Now I would love to see that!

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          MoanaLiza
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          Imagine him v's Festus. He'd probably scare him!

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            MoanaLiza
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            I don't think these could really go it the 'Things you never see...' thread, so I'd thought they'd go better here

            Sly and Lissard become part of the Anglia catering team.

            Bro Mace hosts defects to the BBC and hosts a knew version of Food and Drink.

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              MPK
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              Sly Hands cleans himself up, has a shave, dons a tux and goes to ask out Mellisandra, who accepts saying one thing;

              "Why didnt you say this sooner, Motley?"

              Hands leaves, depressed, smelling of Brut.

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                angelordevil4585
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                Lord Fear gets rid of the pool and starts paging/faxing/texting his minions

                Sounds like something you'd see on the Orange phone ads at the cinema- know what i mean??

                LF texting instead of looking in the pool!!

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                  Emii
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                  Lord Fear on a BT advert LOL...

                  "It's good to talk..."

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                    MPK
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                    In addition shows the Corridor of Blades gruesome scene from S8, then Fear says:

                    ".....and kill! Bwaha ha aha ha aha ha aha !"

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Sidriss has a brain wave

                      Sidriss appears to be smarted than Hordriss. Actually is it me or did that seem to be the case during s8?

                      HStorm opens a bottle and Majida pops out (yes you could dream )

                      MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out 😮 !

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                        MPK
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                        MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out 😮 !

                        Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

                        Now that's a way to put a man off drinking!

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                          LordF
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                          Skarkill becomes Opposition Leader and Lord Fear is the Goblin Master.

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            And in that case Tiny sits on and squashes Lord Fear during a spyglass sequence. That'll teach him to play fetch with Hobgoblins.

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                              Fidjit
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                              See a goblin, desperate for the loo...

                              Sly having a bath

                              Grimwold cooking his own damn meals!

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                A dungeoneer goes down a well-way and ends up in the middle of the sewers of goth. splosh

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  And that particular dungeoneer sees a sewage pipe that leads to Lord Fears Chamber, just before he climbs in a ruddy great turd floads out...

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                                    Drassil
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                                    ...The Corridor Of Blades is sponsored by Gillette.

                                    ...Sean Connery is credited as McGrew's stuntman.

                                    A dungeoneer takes a short cut to Winteria via a wardrobe, and is offered Turkish Delight by Aesandre upon arrival.

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                                      TheBrollachan
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                                      That's in return for the dungeoneer providing her with a copy of the CS Lewis book and a lawyer.

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                                        123Pooka
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                                        A team fails to pick up a sight potion and as a result they are swiftly killed off by an invisible skeletron

                                        Treguard utters

                                        "well team,

                                        you should've gone to specsavers"

                                        The fireball alley 'short cut' entrance leads to a barber shop instead of the corridor of blades. Hordriss is asking Sidriss for a '3'.

                                        Pickle doesn't shout 'it sees' in series 4 eyeshield scenes, he shouts 'it has an interesting perspective from which you can see all sorts of fascinating phenomenon'

                                        Treguard warns the team of a manifestation,

                                        "caution team, ahmania!!!" (only big brother viewers will get that one)

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          A dungeoneer gets dizzy on spin dizzy and actually falls off the bloomin thing. No wait that appeared to almost happen at the start of most series 4 quests.

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