U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

[MPK]

Wolf from Gladiators becomes Lord Fears new second in command!

Now I would love to see that!

[MoanaLiza]

Imagine him v's Festus. He'd probably scare him!

[MoanaLiza]

I don't think these could really go it the 'Things you never see...' thread, so I'd thought they'd go better here

Sly and Lissard become part of the Anglia catering team.

Bro Mace hosts defects to the BBC and hosts a knew version of Food and Drink.

[MPK]

Sly Hands cleans himself up, has a shave, dons a tux and goes to ask out Mellisandra, who accepts saying one thing;

"Why didnt you say this sooner, Motley?"

Hands leaves, depressed, smelling of Brut.

[angelordevil4585]

Lord Fear gets rid of the pool and starts paging/faxing/texting his minions

Sounds like something you'd see on the Orange phone ads at the cinema- know what i mean??

LF texting instead of looking in the pool!!

[Emii]

Lord Fear on a BT advert LOL...

"It's good to talk..."

[MPK]

In addition shows the Corridor of Blades gruesome scene from S8, then Fear says:

".....and kill! Bwaha ha aha ha aha ha aha !"

[MoanaLiza]

Sidriss has a brain wave

Sidriss appears to be smarted than Hordriss. Actually is it me or did that seem to be the case during s8?

HStorm opens a bottle and Majida pops out (yes you could dream )

MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out !

[MPK]

MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out !

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Now that's a way to put a man off drinking!

[LordF]

Skarkill becomes Opposition Leader and Lord Fear is the Goblin Master.

[MoanaLiza]

And in that case Tiny sits on and squashes Lord Fear during a spyglass sequence. That'll teach him to play fetch with Hobgoblins.

[Fidjit]

See a goblin, desperate for the loo...

Sly having a bath

Grimwold cooking his own damn meals!

[TheBrollachan]

A dungeoneer goes down a well-way and ends up in the middle of the sewers of goth. splosh

[Fidjit]

And that particular dungeoneer sees a sewage pipe that leads to Lord Fears Chamber, just before he climbs in a ruddy great turd floads out...

[Drassil]

...The Corridor Of Blades is sponsored by Gillette.

...Sean Connery is credited as McGrew's stuntman.

A dungeoneer takes a short cut to Winteria via a wardrobe, and is offered Turkish Delight by Aesandre upon arrival.

[TheBrollachan]

That's in return for the dungeoneer providing her with a copy of the CS Lewis book and a lawyer.

[123Pooka]

A team fails to pick up a sight potion and as a result they are swiftly killed off by an invisible skeletron

Treguard utters

"well team,

you should've gone to specsavers"

The fireball alley 'short cut' entrance leads to a barber shop instead of the corridor of blades. Hordriss is asking Sidriss for a '3'.

Pickle doesn't shout 'it sees' in series 4 eyeshield scenes, he shouts 'it has an interesting perspective from which you can see all sorts of fascinating phenomenon'

Treguard warns the team of a manifestation,

"caution team, ahmania!!!" (only big brother viewers will get that one)

[MoanaLiza]

A dungeoneer gets dizzy on spin dizzy and actually falls off the bloomin thing. No wait that appeared to almost happen at the start of most series 4 quests.

[Fidjit]

Dungeoneers putting out the bombs with pails of water, not gauntlets!

[MoanaLiza]

Mrs G appears on "How Clean is Your House"

Treguard and Sidriss (don't ask) host Come Dancing

Morghanna becomes the knew host of "You're the Weekest Link"