Celebrity Knightmare ?
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Bobby Davro, Keith Chegwin, in a really long and slow death, preferably by a professional like Fear or a frightknight!
Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"
Timmy Mallet by a huge gigatic sledge hammer falling on top of his head, out of which the dungeon calls out, "Now you dont like it when it happens to you, do you!"
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Following along the David Blaine lines...
Derren Brown being eaten by a wall blocker cause he failed to make a psychological connection with it, thus guessing the wrong password.
(Well, if the whole Russian roulette thing didn't manage to bump him off only good ol' Knightmare can provide the perfect means) I am sooo evil
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Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"
That's magic...
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If there was ever a celebrity Knightmare,which celebrities would you like to see do it and what would they be like on it?
Ozzy Osbourne: Why did you put this ****ing helmet on my head? Do you want me to crash into a ****ing wall or something?
David Dickinson: Wow! You three may want to take the gem of power, but this antique lamp is a right bobby dazzler!
Linda Barker: The colours in this dungeon are very drab and dull, I think a splash of paint here could do nicely. (Paints walls). I think that works really well!
Gareth Gates: Spell casting G G G G G G G (dungeoneer dies) (A bit mean that one)
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I appologies if I've spelt names wrong, but you should work out who I mean.
Uri Gella: I will rid this room of its haunting by staring at it... ...dam I've got a helmet on.
Bruce Foresyth (in a certain series 7 & 8 room): Higher than an ace... (sorry but it had to be done)
Simon Cowell (in series 6): Ridolfo I must stop you now, you singing is rubbish please leave.
Tony Blair: the reason these dungeons are so run down is due to the years of under-funding by the conservatives.
Johnny Vega: Ah I've at the Crazed Heffer, sod the quest I'm staying here, pint please.
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Gordon Ramsey: F*** you Fear, this is my dungeon and viewers are leaving disappointed because your minions are a fing pile of bs. Just pull your fing opposition together and stop being a f***ing fairy!
in the time he has been ranting life force pie has run out
Gordon: And what the F*** was that pie, I wouldn't serve s**** like that in my kitchen....
Thankfully Treguard dismisses him
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Ozzy Osbourne: Why did you put this ****ing helmet on my head? Do you want me to crash into a ****ing wall or something?
I wonder if Ozzy would be tempted to bite the head off one of those animated bats from Series 3?
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LOL I was thinking that Gorden Brown might be one of the advisers.
Tony: Why have told me to go to the left when I should be going to the right.
...AND...
Tony: Now I am trapped in a room that has no means of escape.
Gorden: I know, bye!
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Heres some
David: Here we are in one of the most hostile environments, but in harsh places like these, wall monsters must survive.
DJ Casper (as a guide, as much as I hate the cha cha slide song): O.K theres a giant pit in front of you, so do whaqt I say. Slide to the right, take it back now y'all, slide to the left, three hops this time.
George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.
A guide for John Prescott: O.K John, take three steps left and eat the pie... You were meant to put it in your knapsack!
Bill Gates: I have installed a new floating skull, the FloatSkull04. This will be fast, effective and more efficient with dungeoneer killing.
Dungoneer: You're supposed to be the guide, you've made the quest harder.
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George Bush: This opposition we are faced with are tyrannical, but if we unite we can get through this dungeon and acheive our goal, you are either with the powers that be, or the opposition.
And here's a comment from the Opposition Infomation Minister.
Comical Ali: The Opposition is a force of good, once we get Dungoneers, we treat them like they're the richest people on the planet.
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Lloyd Grossman: Who lives in a castle like this?
Sir David Frost: It's time to go through the trapdoor!
(or an early David Frost : That Was The Witch That Was)
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